Chief Commander

@Kick_Champ She was just trying to give him bigger cheek bones

Clavicular had a girl ARRESTED after she randomly SLAPPED him in the club 😳

@wigganiggaman Funniest on X (updated) 1.Gerwaffen 2.Aodolf 3.@GreggFlerf1pd4 (Violator) 4.@Johnny__Quest_ /@ZZZocrates (tied) 5.@synagogofsatan

@wigganiggaman I’m just waiting to use the brown thumbs down emoji

@wigganiggaman Vikings enslaved Slavs? BASED

@bei_bebe Zero downforce and probably weighs more than the fiberglass would. It’s only for looks.

意味わからんし

BREAKING: The U.S. is rapidly deploying thousands of additional Marines and sailors to the Middle East to defend Israel.

@PeriklesGREAT @heyitsmeCarolyn Hippo

Do you see a cat or a dog ?

@cemeteryfaerie Fuck corn

making dinner, pick a side

@_fuckbro99 Billions?

i want so many people fucking dead

@boss_burger88 AHAHAHA

Conversation with American woman : I just completed 4 years of state sponsored cock carousel I earn more than you by merely attending jew daycare

@Watchman_motto That’s a heap

82 Ford LTD. We used to be a proper country.

@NoQuarterSoft Exactly. If I purchase a hooker I’m now her pimp.

Remember kiddos, if purchasing isn’t ownership, then piracy isn’t theft!

“If a man knows more than others, he becomes lonely.” — Carl Jung

@radbro Wi-Fi Sentient

Stepped into a faraday cage and my internal monologue disappeared

@forallcurious LFG

🚨: Medical scientists in France unveiled an artificial heart that can beat forever, without the need for a donor.

@LucasGageX Youre leveling up. Nice to see people waking up!

NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY THESE WERE MADE.

I bet Hitler took the Benz out in the middle of the night and tore through the streets

@frenbilt That really is a great feeling. Serenity.

@AndrewZywiecMD Survival. Most people have to lie.

Why are most people incapable of being honest? It's disgusting.

Rightwing women are kinda hot, i like their burly looks and disagreeable decisiveness. Makes them more manly than most men. And their huge cocks.