Joe

I've lost my sister, 😭💔. Till we meet again, will miss you.😢. RIP sis.

When you have money, you will just cough in a family meeting & they will say, "Those are the points we were looking for ."

* Mercedes Benz C200 * Year Model 2014 * Grey in colour * 1.8 liter engine * 75,000 plus Mileage Location Lusaka Zambia price k275,000 call 0976700319 kindly Retweet the buyer might be on your TL 🙏🏾

@ThrGodzillA21 😂😂😂 uli waoyo iwe 😂

DAY 1 OF NO JERKING OFF 😪✅

@NicklausWinter1 @Mateyo2Daniel 80 inch, uhmmm 🤌🏽. Yenze big machine. Manje 80” zoona abwelele 😂

@Chieftaster_ @Mateyo2Daniel Yes 🤣🤣🤣 he use to contribute chi 80inch TV mabala

Is it giving up if you decide to go back to your parents house? Ine I think i have failed mwe

@NicklausWinter1 @Mateyo2Daniel Iyi ndiye ija ati the owner of the ball wants to go home. So bola yasila 😂

@Chieftaster_ @Mateyo2Daniel Yes 🙂‍↕️ manje he wants to go to his mother

@Mateyo2Daniel @Watson995 Roughly 700 to 800 per week.

Guys anyone know how much yango delivery guys cash in per week??

The interviewer when he tries to call the references on my CV & the phone in my pocket starts vibrating:

@FaithAlakas @_chubby_bunny__ Eh. Let’a go !!

Guys i am going to share with you a real life story about the Rape Culture among the wealthy in lusaka homes and why it is never and will never be reported. All names and location have been changed, but everything is true. STAY TUNED!

@Mateyo2Daniel Daniel, go home nga fyashupa!! You’ll try again.

@NicklausWinter1 @Mateyo2Daniel You guys were even slamming? 🙄

@Mateyo2Daniel Manje how will we play FIFA ?

@PrettyDarkest @Devils_Muffin99 It’s gonna be lit aii 🤌🏽💯

8 days to go( which Jonah pic do we insert for graduation 🧑‍🎓)❤️‍🔥🥰💯

@TilkaPaljkOly Maybe when collecting the card, because you need to sign somewhere.

@TilkaPaljkOly They have everything in their database.. Those agent guys can literally have it done in less than 2-3 hours.

As a Zambian living abroad, how can I renew my drivers license without having to fly home?

@SMankumba Abana man of God tabalala Wetata! 😂

@Chieftaster_ Sir, I was sleeping. My daughter was playing with my phone 😭😭😭

Still as flat as I remember.

@somebodysmaza 😂😂😂😂

@Chieftaster_ It's to secure it before it goes

Secure the bag at all costs .

@Kayando26 Big man. Laka 😂

@Chieftaster_ Bwanji Bosses!😂

Literally dislike the calling of “Bazungu” I don’t even respond ine uh!🙄 What do you mean Bazungu? Ma setting aii. Just say Sir if you don’t know my name.

There is a saying “A rat that does not like digging its own hole will one day find a venomous snake inside a ready-mde hole.” 😅

Growing apart from people you genuinely love because you refused to stay small is one of the most painful unspoken parts of personal growth. 😶