Chunk Pierce

@JohnnyLCKai 😂

Castaway is really a movie about a guy who starts out being obsessed with packages and ends up loving balls.

@monkeyincrisis Gay point five

Rate my pose.

@MasonW4636344 @PhillyRepub90 @3YearLetterman Sorry.

@ChunkPierce @PhillyRepub90 @3YearLetterman Chuck, that’s not a good thing

I just had a very disturbing Good Friday encounter with an ICE agent at the airport As I was going through security, an ICE agent asked me for my ID. I told him this isn’t Soviet Russia and that the only citizenship papers I planned to show him were the Declaration of Independence “Sir, I’m just asking for ID, not proof of citizenship,” he said. “Today is the anniversary of Jesus’s resurrection,” I replied. “He was an American. Would you have asked to see his papers too? Would the scars on his hands not have been enough for you?” He was stunned silent. I strode past him without showing my ID and went through the metal detector I received a standing ovation

@ActualBraun @3YearLetterman Good. Keep your limp noodle away from her then.

@ChunkPierce @3YearLetterman Neither does your mom

@dan_raga @3YearLetterman If I want your opinion I’ll beat it out of you.

@ChunkPierce @3YearLetterman Keep your weird sniffing fetishes to yourself. Thank you very much.

@cwiktrippack @3YearLetterman Don’t get your hopes up, gay boy.

@ChunkPierce @3YearLetterman Chuck, you look like you smell like a Europoor.

@Fakenam09161309 @3YearLetterman Says the twit hiding behind a fake name.

@ChunkPierce @3YearLetterman Chick, quite the word salad to say you never lettered in shit.

@PhillyRepub90 @3YearLetterman Pretty easily, yes. Not as easy as your mom, but yes.

@ChunkPierce @3YearLetterman You just announced to the world you turn door knobs with ease

@LoneOakRepublic @3YearLetterman Nice try “doctor.”

@ChunkPierce @3YearLetterman Neither does your chunky ass🤷‍♂️

@Trudat420 @3YearLetterman Watch it or I’ll show up at your night job and slap the dick outta your mouth.

@ChunkPierce @3YearLetterman All you are sniffing is your own pussy

@mattvanswol Don’t sweat petty things and don’t pet sweaty things.

Working on a project. Parents, what is the best parenting advice you can give about raising kids?

@elonmusk Bill Gates told me this can’t be real. 😂

Tesla Semi is so clean, cool & fun!

@JohnnyLCKai Yes Sensei!

Sensei lesson of the day. Never get vegetables on a pizza..ever

@KlockoFett @3YearLetterman Next you’ll probably try to tell me he’s a notary public.

@ChunkPierce @3YearLetterman Chork, never doubt a story told by Coach. He's got a full set of gently used encyclopedias and a vintage globe, so hes never been wrong before.

@_Bu7ch @3YearLetterman

@ChunkPierce @3YearLetterman sniff again, charles

@mattvanswol @AP C’mon, the turtle isn’t THAT old.

@AP Is that Mitch McConnell?

Jonathan, believed to be 193 and the world’s oldest known tortoise, is still alive on St. Helena despite rumors of his death. Officials dismissed the reports as a hoax, saying he is “very much alive.”

@RealJamesWoods @RealDeanCain Unreal. I’m sorry for you and everyone who lives or lived there.

This is what they’ve been up to all along. They did everything but strike the match.

@ankoromochuu @KurtSchlichter We love y’all, and Sanae Takaichi!

正直、アメリカ人がこんなに日本を愛してくれてるとは知らなかった。 むしろ、アメリカ人は日本を下に見ていると思ってた。左翼にそう思わされてた。 実際には尊敬してくれていると知って、心があたたかくなってる。 アメリカ国内の日本の良いイメージは、安倍元総理の貢献も大きいだろうね🇯🇵🤝🇺🇸

@JohnnyLCKai Hottie

No one recommended her but I think we have a future Battle of the babes contender in the next tournament here with Debbie Gibson. What do you think?