Scott Adams

Waking up as a Linux user today #Crowdstrike

Company: "We're agile." 5 minutes later... Company: "It's time for quarterly PI planning, so all teams need to agree on what they'll do in the next 3 months."

Well holy shit, less than a year later. github.com/twitter/the-al…

eBPF powered Kubernetes-aware Wireshark ➡️for observability, monitoring and tracing kubeshark.co

Excited for the August 2022 #k8s #atl #meetup! Join us to learn about choreographing your CI/CD with @DavidMirror from the cartographer.sh project. Also hear @Codeseer from @TMobile talk about #graphql and the k8s API #cncf #atlanta #kubernetes meetup.com/kubernetes-atl…

Will be 👀 github.com/orgs/twitter/r… for the upcoming algorithm repo 🙂

@jamestharpe And then another 1hr meeting to get the CR approved.

@jamestharpe It takes me 20min just to open a JIRA ticket to start doing work on non-opensource stuff 😂

Today I made a small #OpenSource contribution. It was reviewed, merged, and deployed to production in under 20 minutes. Wow!

Kubernetes Gives Us That for FREE youtu.be/ZQrLinUOp3c via @YouTube

Doge spelled backwards is Egod

@jamestharpe If only something like that already existed. We can call it SQL (Spreadsheet Query Language)

@jamestharpe Would be great if we could see data from all spreadsheets in one place. I guess we will have devise some standard language for querying the different spreadsheets.

I need a spreadsheet to track all these spreadsheets.

Awww yea, new mechanical keyboard.

@1Seafireball I saw iOS developer job asking for 5+ years of experience with Swift back in 2016

I am sure, now that I have tweeted this, my computer will bluescreen in next couple minutes. 😅

I am using my Windows PC instead of Macbook today for first time in like 2 years and WSL (Windows Subsystem for Linux) is actually kinda awesome now with version 2 being fully compatible with basically everything I have thrown at it so far.

@seattlerunner73 Bruh, they got them dope tracking cookies and probabalistic device graphs.