Saskia Colton⚡️

Brutalismus 3000 blowing my head off

@ConnorJA95 Can’t wait 🫡

Actually buzzing my tits off to see basically all my pals next weekend - you know it’s gonna be mega when the whole squad is out

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

gonna start giving people a thumbs down mid conversation when i’m not interested.

@_macetyler Omg please

someone please get blame the mono back in Manchester

That Funk Assault set lastnight was actually insane wtfffff

Offering lowball prices on Vinted is only ok when I do it!

@ConnorJA95 Wooooooo exciting

72 hour work week done, having a dank coffee whilst I wait in the barbers and this time tomorrow I’ll be supping airport pints, ADE is fucking getting it

too real.

no babe you can’t hold my waist for 8 hours I came to fuckin GROOVE

marriage is scary cause what if he doesn’t like the floor plan to our house

@ruthxcasey Yob

Guys how are we pronouncing “job” as in Job De Jong is it Job, Yob or Jobe???

@Ellisejaynex Glad u clarified that one

KINK DAY KINK DAY YIPPEEEEE (the DJ)

@ConnorJA95 Pffff can’t be beaten there

Nothing on CJs Angels!!

@salemlover6 The best

I love snow strippers so much

@ConnorJA95 So fkin good

Sas mentioned making a brew at 4am this morning, been on my mind all day and only just made one. No cup of tea has ever tasted this good

@ConnorJA95 Sensational on the ears

Chlars set last night was unlike anything I’ve ever heard man what the fuck

i could look you dead in the face and have no idea what the fck you just told me

@ruthxcasey Such a hottie