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On my 18th birthday, my father bought me a bottle of 1997 Crljenak Kastelanski. For those who don't know, this is an exquisite Croatian red wine. It boasts deep complexity of blueberry intertwined with licorice. I must admit it may be the finest wine I have tasted in my life.

@Brain_tree11 @ding_dan_18 @A_kinola02 Fool.

@ding_dan_18 @A_kinola02 This guy supports Reading Fc 😂😂😂😂

You support Barcelona not Chelsea you don’t get to decide who our legends are.

#DycheIsBack #ImBack

@CareFreeXtra @almighty__brain @FootballNewzHub @FrankKhalidUK You beat one big team 🤣🤣🤣 Glorified Community Shield 😭😭😭😭 PATHETIC FROM CHELSEA AND NICE EXCUSES - RED CARD OR NOT, YOU BOTTLED IT AGAINST BRIGHTON 😂😂😂😂😂 AND AGAINST MAN U AND BRENTFORD AND BAYERN 🤣🤣🤣🤣 YOU CAN ONLY BEAT ES TUNIS OR LINCOLN CITY - THATS YOUR ELVEL

@almighty__brain @FootballNewzHub @FrankKhalidUK Bro just forgot about PSG to suit his narrative! And also forgot to add context that when we lose in the league it’s because we’re playing with 10 men for half the game! Nice try!

You have €100 to build a your perfect midfield trio.

@FootballNewzHub Amazing for Nuno! So proud!!!

🚨| Nuno Espírito Santo has officially joined the Mile High Club! After being sacked from Nottingham Forest, it appears he's already managed to upgrade clubs. While Forest owner, Evangelos Marinakis, was reluctant at first, he eventually caved and allowed Nuno to join the Mile High Club. Marinakis gave a statement saying he was "grateful for everything Nuno achieved and [Nuno] deserves to join the Mile High Club."

@FootballNewzHub Hmm... very surprising

Premier League Predictions: 2025/26 🔮 Opta’s Supercomputer has simulated the season 10,000 times based on opening-week data, and this is the final projected table...

@EnzoPhilly @FootballNewzHub You’re so obsessed 🤣🤣🤣 you had to block you’re such a baby 🫵🫵🫵 😭😭😭😭

@FootballNewzHub 837 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🚨| Chelsea scouts accidentally sent a glowing report to the board about a player they spotted on TikTok, only to later discover it was a FIFA career mode clip.

@NateOsho03 @FootballNewzHub @WelBeast You lost the arguments cause you’re an ABSOLUTE MORON 😭😭😭 and you had to block 😭😭😭😭 IDIOTIC FOOL You realize your players are SHIT so you try to deflect 😭😭😭 MORON

@FootballNewzHub @WelBeast You're pained A failed and biased football news account 😂😂

What is Cole Palmer doing here?

@FootballNewzHub What 😭😭😭

🚨🤯📷| Exclusive breaking news reveals that Jack Grealish currently believes he is dating Snapchat's AI Chatbot! Leaked messages reveal the City star flirting heavily with the bot, calling it “babes” and asking if they’d go on dates.

@unb1asedf4n BUSTARD

@unb1asedf4n @FootballNewzHub @pirkkoporkkana @ThaEuropeanLad You got owned 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@FootballNewzHub @pirkkoporkkana @ThaEuropeanLad Shut up dwag Cope harder

Who's the first manager of a big European team to get 𝗦𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗗 next season?

@FootballNewzHub @Dave_Wormstein Wow... not good...

🚨| 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: Lamine Yamal wins Best Party Award for throwing the best party of the year! (Per @Dave_Wormstein)

@FootballNewzHub @Dave_Wormstein Wow... he will cook!

🚨| Wrexham have reportedly opened informal talks with Zlatan Ibrahimović over a short-term deal. The retired striker is said to be open to returning, but has requested full creative control over his unveiling. (Per @Dave_Wormstein)

@FootballNewzHub He's only 77 rated right now though...

🚨| Todd Boehly is desperate for Chelsea to sign Jorrel Hato. Boehly believes he is highly likely to reach his 88 potential, and would fit well within the Chelsea squad.

@EarlybscH @FootballNewzHub @nonewthing Lol, you're the one who gets upset over someone celebrating with a camera. You're probably 14 years old. Get a life and get an actual job rather than arguing on twitter and being butthurt over celebrations

@FootballNewzHub @nonewthing Yes, it does. It's called technology. I've wasted enough time now kid. You're a very angry person and I hope you find some peace.

Caicedo is an athletic Mohammed Elneny. Keeps the ball, passes it on, runs around, kicks people to the ground. Nothing special to tell your kids of. He is an extra on the scene for football's superheroes. One of those excitable characters that die at the beginning of every movie

@chuksvardy you're an idiot 😂😂😂

ohh they loved a shin kicker?😂

@chuksvardy you're such a baby. you blocked footballnewzhub you take every reply seriously you baby Moron Bayern are so shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Kompany will take you nowhere 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@FootballNewzHub Good. Let him focus on football

🚨| Cole Palmer and his girlfriend, Connie Grace, have reportedly split after she called the Club World Cup a 'preseason friendly.' Palmer was reportedly livid, started spamming trophy pictures, and ended the relationship later that night.

I've been informed to let @Brain_tree11 know that he is a moron.

@FootballNewzHub Good! Let him focus on his football!!!

🚨😦| Cole Palmer has been rejected from Oxford University's art history program. The cold star was excited to enlist in the acclaimed university's art program where he would have honed in on his “deep emotional connection to shadows and negative space.”

@FootballNewzHub Such a fine physical specimen.

🥶 Who Remembers when Kovacic did this?😅