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When you’re a king in the wrong kindgom, you’ve to retreat to win the war.

"Hapana, wacha kuclear hizo cookies. Niletee tano na kahawa pris"

"Bwana CS double click to Open". . Kabogo : "Nkt, Nkt." 😂😂

Mbona mgonjwa aitwe 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭 na bado anatibiwa hapa ndani?

Working hard is biblical, God blesses obedience

"Na hao wanataka kufanyiwa Kiserian Section wajue Mama Lucy opstal haiyuko Kajiado county "

"Hao wagonjwa wako na kidney stones wakuje maandamano Tuesday."

"Hapo kwa antibodies mlete unclebodies pia. Gavana najua atapenda mambo ya gender balance sana"

Hiyo pancreatic juice tunakunywa saa ngapi?

@timothymaturi_ Siet 😂💀

"Ati oxygen imeisha? Fungueni madirisha."

"Department ya Radiology nataka tulete Gidi na Ghost "

EXCLUSIVE: Our CNN investigation found that Tanzanian police killed protesters, and signs of mass graves used to hide their brutality. We spoke to more than 100 people, used forensic analysis of videos, and satellite imagery. The govt didn't respond to our detailed questions

"Omera ni pombe gani hiyo mpya inaitwa alcohol swabs sijawahi sikia "

"hata nurses wakigoma watu ni wengi wamesomea Hospitality "

Mr. Chairman, mimi nimesikia hapa mko na wards, MCAs wao ni kina nani?

"naomba mni add kwa hiyo group ya Whatsapp enye inajiita blood group"

First board meeting and bro has recreated the meme

"Hao wa cardiac arrest tutaachia polisi wadeal nao"

If you have never bought a phone for a girl before, retweet this post.

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize … promotions often come from politics, not performance