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Someone once said “Those who write goodbye letters always come back. Always.” So this isn’t goodbye, but see you later.

The greatest tone deaf organization of all time. It’s baffling how stupid they are.

@AmanitaFugax Lol sure thing. You hate it there cause many of you couldn’t make it there.

Dudes driving lifted trucks living 20ish minutes from town with their wife who is in an MLM and works as a CNA at the local old folks home, kids named Braelynn and Remington, grandma’s on disability, kids get free meals at school. They hate Democrats with the fire of 1000 suns.

@geoffschwartz Super Bowl gonna end up in March by the time they’re done adding games to the schedule

Wait now. An owner wants to add another game to the schedule. Breaking

That’s a clear charge. Dude couldn’t be more set

I’m over the challenge system in baseball already

@btrembly @ShaunMorash And even when he’s done he’ll still be a top grossing stand up comedian

@CoryFromPreble @ShaunMorash Currently

Is Bert Kreischer the least funny successful comic of all time?

I love people who like to hate on comedians. “Like how are they popular, they’re not even funny” Well they’re selling out arenas. Guess there’s plenty of people who like them Harold.

@btrembly @ShaunMorash He’s currently on tour right now. He’s doing just fine

@ShaunMorash I don’t understand how he became successful. “Comedians” who just laugh at their own jokes and are high energy rarely sustain any success, for good reason.

@Jeremyinakron17 Immediately yes

Myles Garrett for both Cowboys firsts this year and one next. Who says no ?

@amyactonoh Cool buzzwords. Now what’s your plan?

Skyrocketing healthcare costs. Rising energy bills and property taxes. Underfunded schools and struggling communities. These are Ohioans' stories. I'm running because it's time for a change. We're ready for a brighter future in Ohio—one with strong schools, good-paying jobs, and an economy where hard work truly pays off.

@SherrodBrown You were the 60th vote that made Obamacare happen. Sit this one out champ

1 in 5 Ohio ACA enrollees dropped their health care because it’s just too expensive. It’s just plain wrong that over 120,000 Ohioans are now going without lifesaving care because Jon Husted voted 9 times against lowering costs.

@BHatecraft43627 @Breaking911 Got it. You’re a bot

@CoryFromPreble @Breaking911

WATCH: USAF A-10 Warthogs strafing Iranian-backed militia positions near Mosul, Iraq.

@BHatecraft43627 @Breaking911 I ask this very genuinely. What evidence has caused you to think that Trump is a puppet?

@Breaking911 That's the sound of 10 dollars a gallon gas right there. Thanks Israel.

@Quotendeutsche Americans like…

Was die Amerikaner gerade Kuba antun ist einfach abseits jeder menschlichen Vorstellungskraft.

My health insurance premiums after ObamaCare increased 300%. While increasing deductibles to unreachable heights. The ACA is biggest legislative failure of my lifetime. The crooks who voted for it should be imprisoned or at least ran out of polite society for their abject failure

Denison Park, Cleveland Heights. Daughter has a soccer game there in a couple weeks. Might stay the night after the game, 4 hours drive. What hotels and stuff to do are close to there?

Bartenders when you ask them to change the channel from a replay of yesterday’s horse races to the very popular college basketball tournament

@jimpossibldp @Simon_Ingari Literally word for word

@Simon_Ingari You literally just copied the transcription of a Loe Whaley video.

Manager: I have you scheduled for a meeting at 7 PM tomorrow. Gen Z: Is my attendance mandatory? Manager: Yes, we’re working with a client in another time zone. Gen Z: Okay, I’m happy to shift my hours to accommodate. Manager: Excuse me, no—you still start at 8 AM. Gen Z: If I’m working in the evening, then I’ll start later in the day. Manager: Okay, don’t watch the clock at this company. We work when we need to work. Gen Z: I’m contracted and paid for 40 hours a week, so that is what I work. Manager: That’s a career-limiting move. Tomorrow is a busy day; I’ll need you to start right promptly at 8:00 AM. Gen Z: Alright then, I will take the lieu time later this week. Manager: Again, that’s not how we operate at this company. You work hard when you need to, and you don’t watch the clock. Gen Z: Again, I work for the hours I’m paid for, and since overtime is not an option, I’ll go ahead and adjust my hours this week to accommodate the shift in the schedule. Manager: You’re not quite understanding the company culture we have here—we work all the time. Gen Z: And you’re not understanding that just because that is the way you do things does not mean that is how I’m required to do things as well. Manager: (Silence)

What an awful shot 😂😂

The United States of America is the best country in the world. We are legitimately so blessed to live here.