CreamyCraig69

Communists have the same relationship with central economic planning that toxic exes have to dating again: they’ve changed, even if it’s not obvious; you just don’t understand it like I do; doing the same thing with a very incremental change of attitude will work this time 🙌

Somalis have a right to guarantee their safety by RE-constructing a Minnesotan ethnostate and forcefully expelling the current inhabitants. If you disagree with their actions you’re Islamophobic.

The frequency of exclusively talking about non-recent travel stories is positively correlated to lacking personality

To everyone who is so critical of AI use: AI speeds up problem-solving by analyzing data quickly, reducing errors, and offering instant expertise. It boosts creativity, improves efficiency, and frees people to focus on complex decisions rather than routine tasks. If you want, I c

Waking up on Leftmas to find Non-Binary Claus has put a solar battery powered by burned Australian flags in my cruelty-free organic cotton stocking because I ended up on the naughty Pinterest Board for misgendering Rudolph

Mahmood Fazal went from a schoolkid that was constantly in trouble with the teacher for passing notes, to a journalist for @4corners who even got to interview friendlyjordies.

Excited for Chairman Mamdani’s iteration of the Green Book

When my pansexual barista learns what fascism actually means they’re gonna feel so silly

Being a crackhead on a train carriage full of people not giving you enough attention is the closest experience one could have to being a lion in the Roman Colosseum.

The Salem Witch Trials were essentially a giant Among Us lobby

We could just melt the polar ice caps if we have water shortages

Leftists will hear the word ‘fun’ and think your refurring to a new gender 😂

Melbourne has a many different types of people, from the screwdriver wielding teen smoking shard at Frankston Station, to the private-school educated non-binary socialist, to the chrome-domed failed infantrymen turned neo-nazi - but the uniting term describing all is ‘fuckwit’.

A grown-ass man should NOT pull his pants down to his ankles to use a urinal. What are you tryna do mop the floor?

Why would anyone take 7 years of medical school when you can learn just as much by microdosing DMT in Bali and reading ‘eastern medicine’ health blogs.

I don’t know why the cashier wanted 50 extra cents for a charity that fights the homeless, but that sounds hilarious I’m in.

People will tell u the most pseudoscientific dribble they found on a wellness blog and then call it “the law of [bullshit]” as if an idea that’s only logically coherent to those actively microdosing suddenly has more legitimacy.

It’s important to separate the art from the artist. You can admire Kanye and also think he’s a talentless musician.

@uhd2020 *stubs toe* “ouch”

If aliens visit Earth, what’s the first thing they’d say?