CrasherJake

Lugia, Guardian of the Seas

when my teammate types “ez” mid match and the enemy team actually locks in

K!ller: ...and I will k!ll everyone you love Me: I love you K!ller:

I don't even ask for another tank anymore I just stare at my team like these

is my culture a joke to you

seal twt witness the cocktails I made

eu analisando a letra da música pra ver se cabe no meu trauma

People who are scared of butterflies

nobody: me drunk as hell messaging everybody:

Tenten should’ve done this in the war Kishimoto fumbled her character

Just discovered it costs $7 to do a load of laundry in my apartment building

Idk I think I need more Digimon mutuals because y’all ain’t really seeing me

Moira sneaking up to dive mercy and zenyatta while their reinhardt is on the other end of the map

might be their cuntiest photoshoot everrrrr like damnnn

Me looking at the Chipotle worker yell “TRIPLE CHICKEN!” down to the cashier

Entire team is allowing a spiderman to harass me all match.

@PopBase Having boundaries and being flat out rude and disrespectful are two different things…

ZARA GAGGING THE HATERS. ICONIC.

The personality this era of games had is unmatched

@weave2u @5am1am_6 If you ever did that we would catch you in a trap drive you cities away without a phone tied to a telephone pole

@5am1am_6 Catch the cat in a trap... drive it three cities away... let it loose. BAM!! Problem solved.

Neighborly Drama 🐾 ​It’s truly a shame when things can’t be handled like adults. There is definitely a better way to handle a situation like this without it being about drama or hostility. ​The Reality Check: You can't expect a neighbor to open the door when the behavior is this tense. ​The Bigger Picture: When animals and children are involved, safety and calmness should always come first. ​Why Empathy Wins ​A simple conversation can solve almost anything, but it has to start with mutual respect. Let’s lead with kindness and find solutions together! ​What would you do? 👇 ​[ ] Talk it out calmly ☕ ​[ ] Leave a polite note 📝 ​[ ] Involve a neutral party 🤝 ​[ ] Just keep the door shut 🚪