Christopher Ravnos

Going to get some food.

If I thought it was a life or death situation, I could probably kill up to, but no more than, three geese. No weapons, bare knuckles. They are not that scary, and when I claim my victory, I have food for my family for weeks. If anyone has geese I can fight, hmu

I think I’m in love

@SkyThePony1 @RamsesTassel The fuck?

@RamsesTassel no

STOP IT

@SweetMeggyB @TrashStrait @SocialistSocra1 @CultOfGalarBird @Esclope_69 @ajbabyboi I'm curious why you feel those are bad things. His wife understood his goal then if you do now. Can two consenting adults 'breed' to achieve a desired result? I had a similar conversation about modifying DNA in a fetus to restore hearing or sight. Are you opposed to that also?

this is now a thomas edison hate account

@hrmqueenscarlet @ronnui_ Why did Twitter think this was "sensitive content"?

@ronnui_ Y'all forgot the bird girl.

Chairman: I'd like everyone to go over what they chose as their mascots. Burger King: A king. Wendy's: A joyous child. Mcdonald's: I didn't know we- um, a clown? Like a big nasty clown. Chairman: Mcdonald's: A big nugget. Maybe purple. No wait how about a moist little thief?

@CountingCrows OH! I remember the Country Crows! They were great!

Who remembers these? 📸: andrew_glaister

@McD_EastIowa Come on, McDonalds, I know the song starts with '2 all-beef patties' but they need to be separate on the sandwich. #stackfail

@SamsungMobile Rugby, S4, Note 4, S5, S7, Note7, Note8, S9+ - 6+ years, thousands of dollars later and I'm officially done with your company. Fix your terrible customer service or I certainly won't be the last.

@someecards For when you're too high to chew.

My favorite mythical creature is the happy bitches in tampon commercials.

A little ditty about Jack & Diane that you may NOT know is that they were cousins.

Nothing makes a mundane object seem as terrifyingly dangerous as putting it in the hands of a baby.

soup of the day: whiskey.

If you ever have the choice between entering a cave shaped like a giant dinosaur mouth or eating a cheeseburger, choose the cheeseburger.

If you ask a cop how to hot-wire a police helicopter, he has to tell you.

I had a great story about where I've been for the last 6 years, but sadly I'm now out of letters. See you all in 2019!