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@JoeAlderman11 You’re a jackass.

So Ive been a Costco member for about 15 years now, but never tried their hot dog, pizza, or chicken bake even though they are cheap as hell. $8 for all of this. My wife and I ate a couple bites and we threw it in the trash. I can see why its so cheap, it’s freaking disgusting! 2/10, wouldn’t recommend at all!

@StealthMedical1 Is one of the speakers typing with an open mic? I keep hearing the little clicking sounds on an iPhone when you type. Very distracting.

@IgorBrigadir Is this like saying that the data Mythos reveals will be so enlightening that it will be as bright as the sun? And people will get burned by it?

I was one of the early testers of Mythos. I signed an NDA, so all I'm gonna say is: Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists ...

@RBTC555 @coreycosta123 For you.

@coreycosta123 No carbs..they are just sugar bud.. Try keto

@coreycosta123 Anabolic AF

@mattvanswol @mirandadevine Cops were pretty worthless there…no compression, not even an attempt to treat.

I have truly awful news. The US Marine who was st*bbed in Wilmington NC, 21-year-old Daniel Montano with the 2nd Marine Division based at Camp Lejeune... ...has sadly passed away from his injuries in the hospital Police are searching for a Black male suspect.

Delete your search history, delete your bookmarks, delete your reddit, medical records, 12 yr old tumblr, delete everything. Every photo on the cloud, every message on every platform. None of it is safe. It will all become public in the next year Local storage and compute 📈

@twinkdefcon There is A LOT of childhood trauma showing up in these replies…

I hate to say it but the parents who made their kids take piano lessons and see a language tutor might have been right

@trevorsaysstuff It’s pretty crazy how it literally never stops dropping. Pretty sure my grandma could’ve created the exact same chart. Like what are we even doing here anymore? Nothing about this is special, unique, or alpha. This shit is just dumb now.

The $PLSX monthly is just, wow. 🤕

@NUCLRGOLF Butch seems like a dork

🚨🗣️❌ #NOT WELCOME — Legendary golf instructor Butch Harmon says President Donald Trump does not fit the profile for being a member at Augusta National. “I think you can answer that yourself – because he’s Trump. I think he is who he is. He’s full of himself. He’s the type of person that I don’t think fits the profile of an Augusta member.” “I’ve known him most of my whole life, because his father was a member of Winged Foot. What you see is what you get with him. And I don’t think his personality fits the membership at Augusta.” “And it doesn’t matter that he is president. I don’t think that has anything to do with it, because there’s been a lot of other presidents who played golf, and they’re not members….” “Clinton, Obama, they played golf. I think it’s just his personality doesn’t mix with that particular club. That’s as politically correct as I can be.” ➡️ Do you agree with Butch? (Via @TelegraphSport)

@Simon_Ingari Yeah, definitely don’t do this lol

The moment you're put on a performance improvement plan, most people panic. Try not to do that, and instead, send this email: Subject : PIP Acknowledgment and Request for Clarification Thank you for meeting with me today regarding the performance improvement plan. To ensure that I fully understand the expectations, I’m requesting written clarification on the following information: 1. Specific, measurable metrics for success during this period. 2. A timeline and the frequency of feedback meetings. 3. The resources or support that will be provided to help me succeed. 4. Confirmation that these expectations align with my official job description, dated (insert date). I’m committed to meeting these goals, and I want to ensure we have a clear, documented understanding. Please provide this information in writing within 48 hours so I can begin immediately. Thank you.

If they put you on a PIP, send this email within 24 hours:

@FiredUpCoug Definitely Korean. Or Chinese if you consider chukka ramen as Chinese.

My Japanese friends, I have a question for you. After your own cuisine, which Asian cuisine is most popular in japan? Thai, Chinese, Korean, or something else?

@alz_zyd_ It does not.

@CryptoGbanger It tastes the same

Guys, tuna is a commodity business. The Toyosu high-low spread for imported tuna on any given day is like 10%. They're all the same. For domestic production, some idiots overpay for the best tuna every other day or so, but the median and minimum price are basically the same

@alz_zyd_ Well…it’s the same tuna but it’s not really the ”same” tuna. There are different grades of tuna.

If you go to a $300 omakase in Tokyo, they buy their tuna fresh every day from Toyosu fish market. If you go to a $20 conveyer belt sushi place in Tokyo, they also buy their tuna fresh every day from Toyosu. It's literally the same tuna

@Guccistarboi 🥴

So this how English sounded to the whole world who don’t speak English 😂 always wondered.

@Guccistarboi Anybody else catch that “lickin’ the vagine” 😂

@aakashgupta This is great copy write.

Peanuts in Coke is one of the most accidentally perfect food pairings in history, and the chemistry explains why this guy can't go back. Coca-Cola sits at pH 2.5, roughly the same acidity as stomach acid. When you drop roasted peanuts into that, the phosphoric acid partially denatures the surface proteins on the nut, releasing free glutamate. You're generating umami in real time inside the glass. The salt on the peanuts suppresses bitter taste receptors on your tongue, which amplifies your perception of sweetness without adding a single gram of sugar. Coca-Cola already has 39g of sugar per can. Your brain registers it as even sweeter because the salt is clearing the noise from competing flavor signals. Then carbonation does two things. CO2 dissolved in liquid forms carbonic acid, which triggers pain receptors (TRPA1), not taste receptors. That mild irritation resets your palate between sips so you never get flavor fatigue. Every sip hits like the first. Second, the bubbles physically agitate the peanut surface, accelerating the protein breakdown and glutamate release. The longer the peanuts sit, the more umami you extract. The fat content seals it. Peanuts are 49% fat by weight. Fat is the only macronutrient that activates CD36 receptors, which your brain interprets as richness and satisfaction. Mix that with sugar, salt, acid, umami, and carbonation and you've accidentally triggered every major reward pathway in the human taste system simultaneously. Georgia farmers in the 1920s did this because they needed one hand free while working. They stumbled into the optimal salt-acid-umami-fat-carbonation loop a century before food science could explain why it worked.

@MarioNawfal Ahhh ok makes sense now why Elon has been hyping Japan so much lately..

🇯🇵Tesla gave Japan a six-seater that hauls ass with the whole crew. The Model YL rips 0-60 mph in five flat, tops out at 125 mph, and delivers a staggering 490-mile range.

@bckupacc99 Am I hearing things or were they just saying “bro” back and forth to each other the entire time? Brooo Bro Broo Buuuroooo Bro? Bro. Hahaha Broooooo Video bro But bro…brooooo…broooooooo

Another case of drunk driving, nampak camera terus baik. Imagine what could possibly have happened if there were no cameras at all. 📹thread's:emnzkhr