Yan's Sword

@BoughA61050 ...Are you familiar with the hit mobile game "Zombie Catchers"? So, we're gonna put you in a machine that's kind of similar to one from that game, and it's gonna squeeze you and make juice. Which we will sell for like 5 Million Ahn each because I think you're more expensive.

@D1STORTED_BLADE And how would you make this "Bough juice"?

(Open int) [As you are walking through the city you decide to stop by the park and when you arrive you notice nobody is there except the Bough sitting at a table] [And as you get closer you notice a picnic basket on the table, it doesn't seem like the Bough is paying attention]

@BoughA61050 Well... [The sword thinks for a second, and a real physical lightbulb appears on top of them.] I wonder how much people would drink Bough Juice... Refreshing, yellow drink just from the light itself! I mean, either you could be friends with Marton and get juiced or pay later.

@D1STORTED_BLADE [Upon hearing such words the Bough chokes on the juice a little bit before replying.] I am only spending my ahn on my plan to reach heaven, so is there any other way I could pay you back..?

@BoughA61050 Oh, drink as much as you'd like! That'll be 2 Million Ahn. (whispering) All funds go to the Ruins' restoration project! [The sword just stands there, either waiting for money or waiting for the Bough's reaction so it can reveal that it's a "joke". (its not)]

@D1STORTED_BLADE [They stare at you for a long moment before grabbing it] This doesn't seem harmful so why not. [They take a sip of the Marton juice]

@BoughA61050 Don't worry about it! I can just do that. You look thirsty, though. Want some Marton Juice to clench that thirst? Homemade in the Ruins! [The can gets closer to the Bough, as if I'm handing them the can. It's green.]

@D1STORTED_BLADE [The Bough looks up noticing the blades approach and they pause looking flabbergasted] What the hell..? How in the world did a sword get that....?????

@IndexYanling @D1STORTED_BLADE

@IndexYanling @distortyanlef LOVE YOURSELF!

@D1STORTED_BLADE @distortyanlef Man I fucking hate myself wdym

T҉h҉a҉n҉k҉ ҉y҉o҉u҉

@IndexYanling @distortyanlef I think there's something you need to accept about yourself man

@distortyanlef @D1STORTED_BLADE Why is my hand narcissistic too

woa... 99 followers..

@LCEmarton this is why we're juicing you

who said #LCEtwt cant cook?

@Eudaim0niaa_ look theres juice guy!

#LimbusCompany . The Earnest Ermines + OC

Thanks for 200 followers, to celebrate I will be locking this child in a T Corp safe for 24 hours

@LCEmarton Don't cry, little Marton. Auncle Yan's Sword got enough juice to feed you for your entire life. Gungnir! Bring over the Ruins' wall shave asap! The boy is hungry for blue!

It hurts

//taking this off gc rate this absolute peak idea #relictwt #shadowfight2ispeak #sf2twt #doesthatevenexist

@TheBigGung YOU CAN TURN INTO A KUSARIGAMA???

GET FUCKED LOSER I HAD TO USE MY SUPER SECRET FORM 2 FOR THIS

BUY OUR MARTON JUICE ALSO COMES IN BLUE COLOURS!!!!

Introducing MARTON JUICE! The 1st place Jcorp. Juice choice award beverage. Aswell as helping #relictwt fund reconstruction plan for the Ruins. #MartonerNation