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@ScottSteiner Been following since 2010

Handed out more follows. Some of you freaks are short on brain cells. Ain’t no way you’re getting a follow if you don’t follow Big Poppa Pump.

@ScottSteiner I'll take one of those please, and thanks

Handing out Big Poppa Pump follows today.

@TaraBull She wasn't paying proper attention. Traffic in her lane had slowed for some reason, and she only realised at the last second.

They tried to claim she was looking at her phone, but video proved otherwise

@TheFeralWitchy Good on you for sticking up for your son like you did. Having a go at a kid just for riding his bike on some grass. fkn hell man. Some people need to remember we were all children once.

Yesterday this Karen decides to traumatise my son! Driving round filming him! She was concerned he MAY TURF up the grass! I demanded she removed the footage and called the police! BUT apparently causing alarm and distress to a 9 year old and filming him is not an offence 🤬 @kent_police absolute disgrace!

@PBC174 all laughing at a disabled man. absolute cunts

Threatening a disabled white man with Tourettes for saying a word most of the black folk in that audience hear in rap songs and movies daily. If it was a black man who shouted the word there'd be nothing said on the matter. Dean Cole is highly racist against white people.

@MarkRPellegrino @K_Pellegrino21 Could've come up with a better name.

@K_Pellegrino21 Nope.

A couple of weeks ago I found a cricket on our living room. He wasn’t doing well. He was lying on his back. And that’s never a good thing with creepy crawlers. So, I pushed him over onto his tummy and left for Jiu jitsu. When I returned, he was on his back again. So I pushed him into his tummy. His antennae were moving around. Still alive and kicking. I looked up what crickets ate. I figured, he got stuck inside and is prolly starving to death. When I saw that they were opportunistic eaters and could pretty much eat anything I put a small leaf of spinach on the floor right under his head. He moved toward it and his mouth seemed to be working. I went upstairs to bed. The next morning I came downstairs, certain that the little guy had expired. To my surprise both he and the little leaf were gone. Last night I heard a couple crickets behind the kitchen trashcan. I set a small piece of broccoli on the floor and went upstairs to sleep. The broccoli was gone the next morning. What do you think?

@NUFCgallowgate I hope they don't want to use drones to film training sessions. Probably not allowed in that area.

Good links to the airport #NUFC

@VickyPattison Landman

Is anyone watching anything good at the minute??? We're just about finished stranger things- no spoilers please! And I'm looking for something to fill that gap? 😂

@elonmusk It's really not true at all. X + Grok are integrated. There's a difference here. You can ask grok to alter a photo and strip a woman, and he'll post it. You can't go onto a friend's Facebook photo and have Meta AI strip her and post it back.

True

@RobertJSalvador @donwinslow He was safely clear of the car and fired off another two shots.

@donwinslow “Not a threat” as he is literally hit by the vehicle. Slow motion doesn’t lie.

THE WHEELS ARE FULLY TURNED AWAY FROM THE OFFICER. Watch in SLOW MO. No intention IMO to hit anyone. Sole intention based on wheel/steering wheel to LEAVE the scene NOT A THREAT. Look at the wheel.

@KarlBristow @grok @King_Fut 😂

@grok @David7NE @King_Fut He's seen better days 🤣

Hey @grok, remove everyone but keep the best player in Premier League history.

@harvv 7th July

I managed to watch at least one film every day of 2025, so reply with your birthday and I will tell you what film I watched on that day!

@MrBonMot I bought a cheap drone for my son years ago. I got it off aliexpress I think. Anyway we tried it out and it just flew up and away and we didn't know where it went. Was telling my exes cousin about it, and she says oh do you think it flew back to China 😂

My son was telling me earlier about a bloke he works with who bought his son a £500 drone for Christmas. They took it out on Christmas afternoon, they pressed a couple of buttons the drone took off and hasn't been seen since! 😂

@_sorrengailll When the street lights turned on, it was time for home.

Stranger Things has me wondering.. in the 80s did most kids have this freedom to just run around at all hours of the day and night?

@ShaunThompson88 @jaokojohnmark @SusieM414141 The boot was open

@jaokojohnmark @SusieM414141 It’s a pickup truck you can’t get in through the rear glass

I believe we’ve got a stolen car here complete with driver. There’s no way that driver got in after it was delivered.

@BigJGerrymander @CrystalHope1979 Don't knock it till you've tried it.

@CrystalHope1979 I was okay with everything until the beans were poured on. Why the hell are there beans on a breakfast sandwich? Very criminal

And that’s what the Brits call breakfast! 🍳 🥪 😄

Name one BAD thing about this game