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Imperialist Traitor Edphilly Condemned boingboing.net/features/north…

The Magic 8-Ball indicates I should go back to bed. #BoredWithTwitterverse

RT @edphilly I'm so cute, I fart rainbows!

My overpriced rattlesnake skin cowboy boots look way too gay light blue under these street lights.

No, no, I wasn't "arrested" while on a long ocean cruise with an older, married, wealthy, lady.

Tweet Number 5! Again! First one was like six years ago! #NSA #conspiracy

Well, I'm sure @NomieHomie will have me up to speed here in the twitterverse once again. That is, in the morning. #BedtimeForWorthington

Wow, lost all of my followers too! #Conspiracy

OMG! All of my tweet history is gone! Damn you Obama and your NSA goons!

There's no truth to the rumors that was down by law! Besides she told me it was a gift!