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@iamayushsingh__ @AstraBayern agreed

@AstraBayern No disrespect to Neuer but let Urbig start

This Line Up against Madrid?

@Carrynor8o @AstraBayern no way, stani is doing great

@AstraBayern Start davies over stanisic we cant afford to rest him

@MusialaEra good, hope he retires without ever being in a wc

No one deserves this more than Donnarumma. Musiala is still struggling with ankle pain to this day. He took 1 year from a young, humble, talented boy. Makes me really happy that Donnarumma has never witnessed a World Cup

@coolColinMan @MusialaEra all that yap just to confirm hes a shitty player

@MusialaEra Dumbass, Donna clearly don’t try to injure him on purpose. Donna get cleated to the face in ligue 1. You really think Donna is a thug. Just appreciate world class players because there won’t be many goalkeepers in the next 50 years at the level of Donna.

@iamnaga123 @anishmoonka they got paid...

@anishmoonka Company makes billions. Stock goes up. Employees get fired at 6 AM. The math is simple, but the ethics are zero. Disgusting.

Your alarm goes off at 6 AM. There's an email from "Oracle Leadership." You've never gotten a message from that sender before. It says your job is gone, today is your last day, and severance details will arrive by DocuSign. By the time you finish reading, your company laptop is already locked. This happened to up to 30,000 Oracle employees this morning. Oracle reported $17.2 billion in revenue last quarter, its best in 15 years. And it still fired nearly 1 in 5 of its people. The stock went up 6% today. Oracle owes over $108 billion. The company signed a $156 billion deal to build AI data centers over five years, mostly for OpenAI (the company behind ChatGPT). That requires buying roughly 3 million specialized computer chips. Two years ago, Oracle spent $6.9 billion a year on this kind of construction. This year it's $50 billion. The 30,000 people who got that email are funding the gap. Investment bank TD Cowen estimates the layoffs will free up $8 to $10 billion in cash flow, money going straight into chips and construction. Oracle filed a $2.1 billion restructuring plan with regulators in March, and nearly $1 billion had already been spent before the emails went out. Lenders are getting nervous. The cost to insure Oracle's debt against default has spiked to levels last seen during the 2009 financial crisis. Barclays downgraded Oracle's debt in November, warning the company is one step from "junk" status, the point where lenders consider you a serious default risk. Some banks have stopped lending to Oracle for these projects altogether. The gamble gets worse. CNBC reported on March 9 that OpenAI, Oracle's biggest customer for all of this, is already looking at newer, faster chips from Nvidia. Oracle ordered the current generation and spent billions building out a massive Texas facility. OpenAI may not fully expand into it. The chips improve faster than the buildings go up. Larry Ellison, Oracle's founder, owns 41% of the company. In September 2025, Oracle's stock hit $346, and Ellison briefly became the richest person alive at $393 billion. Today, the stock sits around $146. His fortune has dropped to roughly $201 billion in six months. Oracle is spending borrowed money to build data centers that could be outdated before they're finished, for a customer already shopping for newer equipment. 30,000 people woke up to a 6 AM email because that's what it costs to fund a $156 billion bet when your lenders are running out of patience.

@Vfynn_ 100%

🚨🗣️ Gerard Pique on Real Madrid facing Bayern: I’ll be honest. Real Madrid are walking into a slaughterhouse and they know it. Bayern Munich right now? They’re a machine. Physical, ruthless, organized. Madrid? They’re still riding the fumes of that “Galáctico” brand and a couple of lucky referee decisions from the last decade. The only way Madrid beats this Bayern team is if they cheat. Straight up. VAR glitches, phantom penalties, a referee who suddenly forgets the rules in the Bernabéu… you know, the usual Real Madrid special. Because on a fair pitch, open game, no bullshit? Bayern is going to humiliate them worse than Flick’s Bayern humiliated us in Lisbon. Worse. That 8-2 was bad, but this one is going to be historic. I’m talking 7-1, 6-0, maybe even 8-2 again just for the memes. Interviewer: Strong words. Some would say you’re just bitter because Barcelona haven’t been at that level lately… Piqué (smirking harder): Bitter? Nah. I’m just saying what every football person with eyes can see. Real Madrid have been living off reputation for years. Mbappé can score pretty goals in Ligue 1, but against a real team like this Bayern? He’ll disappear. Bellingham will run around like a headless chicken. Vinicius will dive 17 times and still get cooked Bayern don’t need tricks. They just play football. Madrid need every advantage money and politics can buy. Without cheating? They’re getting parked the bus… in their own stadium… while Bayern dance on their graves.

@Elpunto81 @eubankslastpen Bacon is def healthier than most American foods now a days

@eubankslastpen He’s probably providing financial support somehow. I would get a life insurance policy on him and feed him bacon and lard milkshakes 5 times a day.

How's this cunt got a girlfriend what the fuck

@HedgieMarkets The employees were hired to perform a job in exchange for money. And they were. The company doesn’t owe them anything. That’s like McDonald cashiers spending 40 years in the same spot and then arguing about how they should receive part of the company.

🦔 Oracle laid off between 20,000 and 30,000 employees Tuesday morning, roughly 18% of its global workforce, via a single email sent at 6am EST with no prior warning. System access was revoked almost immediately after. The cuts are expected to free up $8-10 billion in cash flow. Oracle's stock has lost more than half its value since September 2025 and the company now carries over $124 billion in debt, up from $89 billion a year ago, with free cash flow running negative $10 billion last quarter. My Take Oracle posted a 95% jump in net income last quarter and still eliminated 18% of its workforce by email before most people finished their morning coffee. This is not a company in distress in the traditional sense. It's a company that made an enormous debt-funded bet on AI infrastructure and is now converting its workforce into cash flow to service that debt. We've covered Oracle's AI gamble for months. The $300 billion OpenAI deal through Stargate, $50 billion in capital expenditure this fiscal year, over $124 billion in total debt. Multiple US banks have pulled back from financing Oracle-linked data center projects. Bondholders have sued Oracle claiming it concealed how much additional debt the OpenAI deal would require. The credit default swap spread hit a three-year high earlier this year, meaning debt investors are genuinely nervous about getting paid back. The workers who got that 6am email built the products Oracle has monetized for decades. The bet that eliminated their jobs was made by people who were already paid regardless of how it turns out. That is the part of the AI infrastructure race that doesn't show up in the capex announcements. Hedgie🤗

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@naiivememe 1

Which girl is your type ? mine was 8

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@Danielayq222 @alphafox In case she fell from the boat she can float easy

@alphafox Why did they place balloons under her breast and butt skin

I dont know how anyone can do this to their body, but I guess she's happy?

@Ajenjonadita @Copitadebaileys Se cree gato y alérgica a puerco

@Copitadebaileys Te preguntaría si el jamón es de pavo o puerco porque me da alergia el de puerco

Si te invito a comer a mi casa, y esto es lo que preparo, ¿qué me dirías?

@alexisvasquezg @Ajenjonadita @Copitadebaileys Se inventan cualquier cosa para sentirse especial

@Ajenjonadita @Copitadebaileys Cómo? No conocía ese alérgeno.

@Copitadebaileys Que rico se ve eso Jajajja no puedo ser el único que le gusta

@x_gou Those must have some nasty scars at the bottom

爆揺れ注意

@Samgeniusfire @x_gou Those scars are nasty

@x_gou 乳房の大きさは脂肪なので 体脂肪率が少なくて痩せてるのに乳房が巨大な人はほぼ豊胸をしています 人間は部分痩せしないので、他は痩せてるのに乳だけデカいということはほとんどありません

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@_trentxxx_ @BowTiedPassport @grok Broke and horny. Bad combination.

@BowTiedPassport @grok who is she ?

Parents out of town. The maid serves melons. Mexican TV shows are wild.

@0xmarchesss @RadioGenoa It’s not civilized anymore Europe has fallen

@RadioGenoa Europe is not a public bathroom. If you can't follow basic rules of civilization, you don't belong here

A Moroccan man showered in a train toilet in Italy, making it unusable for other civilized and respectful passengers. He should be deported.