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🚨🏆 Manchester United, almost back in Champions League with only one more win needed… if Brighton win all remaining games. Michael Carrick has already won more PL games than Ruben Amorim as Man United manager this season.

Lammens evitando el gol en propia puerta de Heaven. El que no evitó Onana en la final de la Europa League contra el Tottenham. Mejor reacción y más velocidad. Upgrade total en la portería del United.

@DanielSmufc Daniel con esta victoria ya se asegura la champions el Manchester ?

El efecto dominó podría comenzar aquí. #MUFC

Si vivimos en un mundo en el que Arda Güler no es fijo en el Madrid pero sí lo son Mediocre Mediocrez, Borracho Borrachez, Sumiso Sumisez y Asqueroso Asquerosez, paren el mundo que yo me bajo aquí

The VAR wanted a closer look at a potential hair pull by Dominic Calvert-Lewin on Marc Cucurella... Nothing doing. The Leeds United forward had his hair pulled by Manchester United Lisandro Martinez at Old Trafford — the Argentinian was shown a red card... 𝗣𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗽𝘂𝗹𝗹. Modern football.

Faces of Hater Central went from Wirtz & Sesko to Palmer & Mbappe

Nieto: respira votantes de otros partidos: mi candidato respira mejor que tú 😡 y respiro antes.

te como los cagaos.

De Ligt is never going to play football again, it’s all being completely hushed up by the club at the moment, Carrick doesn’t want the team being distracted in the run-in if the news breaks out. The players themselves haven’t even been told, it’s going to be the biggest news in football when it breaks – a couple of years ago he decided he wanted to live as a woman and started taking hormone pills, it’s why Bayern got rid for nothing and no other clubs were in for him. Utd thought it was worth a punt just for past reputation. It’s weakened his body which is why he’s only managed 90 minutes here and there. Remember the “bruised back” early in the season? Hormones. After the Palace game he decided he wanted to go through the full gender reassignment surgery, that’s why he’s not been seen since. He had it done last week. FA say he can’t be in the men’s game any more. He has chopped his dick off.

お前等の信仰心は目の前で飯を食われて揺らぐ程度のものなのか？ 安い信仰やな。

I wanna fuck that Chinese lady so bad

WE KNOW ITS YOU.

Good sources are stating that Manchester United have submitted a bid for Yan Diomande.

📝 STAGGERING NUMBER: Stuart Attwell has reportedly cost Manchester United 34 points since the start of his Premier League career. [via @ManUtd_addicts]

The full performance of “I Lied To You” from ‘SINNERS’ at the Oscars. See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins26

Hola, les agradecería mucho si pudieran leer y compartir 🙏 (1/6)

Patrice Evra: “I really don't understand the lack of support behind Michael Carrick; he's one of us and he's doing very well. There's been negative analysis from Scholesy, but also from Roy Keane and Gary Neville. It annoys me because we want to be in the top four, and those comments are unnecessary. But this is what you do when you work in TV. You can't be positive; you have to be negative. Most of these guys get a managerial job and get fired straightaway. I said to Neville: "It's easy to talk on TV. When you were at Valencia, they asked you for paella, and you gave them fish and chips. People can't forget what they have done as a manager. As players, they're legends, but as managers, they haven't done a great job.”

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