Dr. Robert Refreshments PhD

The bar just called and I answered. We will be seeing each other tonight

Ex wife just threw me on a private story to post pictures of herself. What is the play here?

@jacksonjohns10 @PenguinsJesus You are a dork

@PenguinsJesus Wilson is such a dork

Elmer knocking him out cold would be a Top 5 moment for the Penguins franchise.

@hoosierjests The boys love some club finals

Yo @grok why is my feed full of sex. My coworkers think I’m a monster

If the Ravens are so wrong for this move, why have the Cowboys shut down talks for Crosby and why have no other teams attempted a trade?

New York might have more Ravens players than the Ravens

Just fell to my knees in my kitchen. It was fun while it lasted

I am no longer winning, put the Latina on hold

Been winning way too much recently, I could really use a latina with a fat ass to fuck it all up and put me in my place

Me and the boy got paired with two squids dressed head to toe in good good. Nightmare first round of the year

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@WKnowsSports @loebsleads Will does not know sports*

@loebsleads I am assuming this about Lamar and Kyle Hamilton. Lamar is barely a top 5 QB let alone Top 5 overall player. Hamilton is the best at his position...but I can name at least 2 dozen players I am taking on my team before him

The Baltimore Ravens literally have 2 of the 5 best players in the WORLD on their roster. There’s no excuses now 😭😭

My feed makes me look like a degenerate gambler, a porn addict, and an alcoholic #twotruthsandalie

The doc is closing up shop tonight speaking a little espanol

Starting rotation for tonight’s series. God Bless America and fuck Iran

@EmrickDoc69 Since they put swiss cheese in net with more goals against than saves

@DrRefreshments Since when are they so ass

Sources are telling me the Maryland Lax team will be buying every one’s drinks at Bents tonight

Saturday, February 28th

It’s 50 degrees today and the doc was pure on the range. Who wants to see if that IUD actually works