Tech Ren

@KobeissiLetter as u dont already know whats going to happen tomorow or the day after.

BREAKING: US oil prices fall back below $100/barrel in a large reversal on the day.

@BohemianErestra @ManaByte this is believable.

@DrenKenMaster @ManaByte Yeah, maybe it kinda looks like a roller-coaster from up-close, but /w enough distance it is clearly is velociraptor-shaped.

And with that, Flat Earth is over.

@BohemianErestra @ManaByte no, the earth is clearly roller coaster shaped.

@DrenKenMaster @ManaByte aberration from the window

@DI313_ yiiiiiiihaaaa 🏴‍☠️🦜, raise the flag, and grab the loot !

⚡🇺🇸 The US Navy has issued a warning to all vessels in the Strait of Hormuz, stating that any boat departing Iranian ports within the next two hours may face interception, boarding, and possible capture.

@GwenPopstar what a nightmare.

After 4 years of grinding, 10 million mastery points on Gwen! ✅

@svpino hmm, you need to use your own cognitive abilities, if you still can, here is an hint, who on earth started this AI this / AI that, brainwash conferences, only two or three companies, nvidia, amd, apple. without the hardware, the software wouldnt exist. they are the ones cashing.

AI companies are cheating.

@vxunderground have u tried blindfolds. 😂

1 year olds are far more exhausting than 6 month olds. Parents warned me. They were correct. Bro HAS to put ALL FOOD on his head. - Beans - Soup - Mac and Cheese - Strawberries - Blueberries If he doesn't rub it on his head, or eat it, he throws it on the floor. I'm tired.

@vxunderground you need to form bonds with your child. bondage.

@Pirat_Nation and now they use edge behind the scenes 300 hidden instances that do nothing, and you need a new computer.

According to veteran Microsoft engineer David Plummer, task manager was only 80KB in size, which allowed it to run smoothly even on the limited hardware of that era. What made it especially clever was how it handled multiple instances. Instead of simply checking whether Task Manager was already open, it sent a private message to the existing window and waited for a response. If the window responded, it meant Task Manager was already running normally. If there was no response, the system assumed it had frozen and opened a new instance instead.

@alexfredo87 @runwayml watchable. stop trying and just do it

Quick test with Seedance 2 via @runwayml . I've noticed that I get much better results and far fewer weird artifacts when I specify in the prompt that the video is set in the 70s ("style of 1970s", "Technicolor"). This is probably because the model was heavily trained on vintage footage.

@IterIntellectus spill oil, or some banana skin, dont you watch looney toons?

how do you even defend from an army of these chasing you?!

@tanner_hide @BrianRoemmele

@DrenKenMaster @BrianRoemmele In my timeline, time is a line, not a separate dimension.

Russian non-computer space navigation system. It just uses ~500 gears.

@tanner_hide @BrianRoemmele sorry in my previous timeline lard rolls didnt twerk, is that a thing in this universe? from where/when i come, mandela was the last u.s. president.

@DrenKenMaster @BrianRoemmele Needs jiggle waves from all the twerking lard rolls.

@tanner_hide @BrianRoemmele in fact, tesla's first stage boosters come back to earth cause they bounce on the dome, the front is always crushed during the impact, and they added more fuel so the booster can be reused the next time, if they pierce the dome it will cause a second biblical flood. it has to...

@DrenKenMaster @BrianRoemmele Gravity is a mass psychosis caused by false sensory input data from the jiggle waves of twerking fat rolls.

@tanner_hide @BrianRoemmele earth pronouns : the/they/it

@DrenKenMaster @BrianRoemmele If you think Hot Dog Earth is revolutionary, then picture space as a long hallway. We travel through it like a hot dog thrown down a hallway, like a virgin with a prostitute.

@tanner_hide @BrianRoemmele they*

@tanner_hide @BrianRoemmele hopefully the ocean based plasmoid from inner earth shamballa, will guide us ascend in the 6th dimension before the singularity, and claude subconsciouly takes over the nukes. either this or hayahuasca.

@tanner_hide @BrianRoemmele looks like cern's portal is finally operating.

@DrenKenMaster @BrianRoemmele