@KyleKulinski Spending hours picking the right emo lyric to be your away message
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Drok
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Millennials all know this shit was like crack cocaine.
RetroNewsNow@RetroNewsNow
On May 1, 1997, AOL Instant Messenger (AIM) was released
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@beast7326 0 hype???? he was taking 12th overall. You don’t need much more hype than that.
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Is Bo Nix actually good, or is he just the cleanest example of hype beating reality we’ve seen in years? 🧐
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@OakfieldSzn @jiarisunshine Scientology doesn’t fund tom cruise, tom cruise funds scientology
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When the Scientology funds run out she is over
alexis⸆⸉@alexispastlife
which pop girly soon be forgotten???
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@okie_jayhawk @emilyofeasttx Ah, gotcha. Oilfields is a tough gig. Appreciate you doing the hard work
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@Droksid @emilyofeasttx It depends on who you work for, price plays in to my yearly bonus, but they’re not writing extra checks just because of good prices. (for pea brain, rank and file guys like me anyway)
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@JoyBoyTheories Agreed. It's almost like I get to relive those moments again.
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Let's make this clear One Piece fans are legit DESPERATE to follow people who can experience the show for the first time
But if you are a clout chasing larper who just wants to cosplay as a fan we are going to cook you
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@okie_jayhawk @emilyofeasttx Do they profit share in oil fields? Serious question
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@emilyofeasttx It’s a double edged sword
Working in the oilfield, fuck yeah I’m stoked oil is high
But also, I have to buy gas too
So kick me in the dick either way
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@SenFettermanPA Now just stop bombing brown people and you can maybe be a good person
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SNAP to include HOT ROTISSERIE CHICKEN.
384-35!
Doesn’t only include my crew’s favorite + affordable $4.99 Costco rotisserie 😜 — but ANY hot rotisserie.
Feeding families: a (rotisserie) chicken in every pot. 🇺🇸
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@spideyava My ancestors never saw an ass like that in their entire life. I think about this often
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@LiddoCait Everyday I read about guys fucking up in the most heinous ways possible
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I told my ex that if he wanted to fuck me in a cosplay, he would have to buy it
He never asked again
Kuuhaku ☭@Kuuhaku3993
Does anyone have experience with cosplay sex? Would you recommend it?
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@littlesimi @ScottLoBaido @EverIntrigued You gotta be a special kind of stupid to think Hasan Poker has any contact with Obama 😂😂
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@ScottLoBaido @EverIntrigued And the Democrats support him. He’s a buddy of Mamdani just like Obama. They’re all pals.
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I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to make you people f&@:n THINK!!! Damn it!
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@HOWDYBlTCH Looking like that, if you're living alone, a lot of men in your life have really fucked up because I followed you for funny tweets.
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"a woman just starts to become unattractive after 25"
39 btw
jezz@ABmrJutt
"a woman just starts to become unattractive after 25" you mean... you mean when she finally starts looking like...a woman?! as in not a girl? not a child? like you get that right?
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Trigger Alert! The White House has waited months to make this joke. Coast to coast, humorless liberals are seething, veins bulging.
The White House@WhiteHouse
TWO KINGS. 👑
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Marineford got me so fucked up I had to take a walk and got some ice cream 😭
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I don't like this arc anymore.
YUNG JEFF 🗡️@YUNGJEFF
The time has come... to begin Marineford ⚓️ Since I started watching in November, the two arcs everyone has hyped up were Enies Lobby and Marineford. Lord have mercy if this is even a fraction as good as Enies Lobby I will be so happy. HERE WE GO!
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