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I AM OPENING FREE COMMISSIONS! Stipulations: I am exceptionally bad at drawing and have negative skill at this craft, I will dedicate no more than one hour to each request, your commission may come out looking unfinished and awful. BUT IT'S FREE! All drawings WILL be posted.

@kira_roxan89041 @jifferey it's a good game and full price is only $10

Do NOT buy look outside for a sale. You full price that.

@mommys_slu I can do this myself but it requires wayy too much contortion. It also feels more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked. That might change if you're as well endowed as she is, but alas we are but human.

Self-job~ 🎨 thinecrawler

@XWhippedComic I just KNOW Ms Bradley has connections to the Tooth Fairies. Take her tooth!

thanks for playing!

choose her fate, poll below (1/2)

@violetpony11 @littleponeslex You know incest stops being a problem for 3rd cousins right? And they're wayyyy further removed than that.

@littleponeslex Mane 6 poly went so hard, I wish Hasbro didn't RUIN ITTTTT >:((( but Pinkie Apple Pie is a fun episode so I forgive them

wanted to do my own version!!

@BIMBOSATTVA_ Fair, it could fall under there or even possibly "shamanism" under some descriptions of it. What do you have on Shinto?

@Dubious_Dev Shinto stuff was mostly relegated to alt.religion.eastern

There's a form of low functioning autism that is clearly not autism but everyone calls it that and I just want it studied because the longer you're on the internet the longer you can spot it almost immediately, to me it doesn't even seem like autism, but a different thing

@violetpony11 I know it's not mane six, but I gotta ask. What's your thoughts on Sparity?

UPDATED Main 6 Ship Tier List (pls don't hate me) No ship is F tier because they've all got at least something about them I can see people enjoy 💜 #mlpfim #mlp #mlpg4

@BIMBOSATTVA_ Surprised Shinto isn't on there

while you're here id like to direct your attention to the usenet religion and spiritualy thread archive from the 80s and 90s that im working on while reading your comments, if anyone is interested in the contents of any of these feel free to respond, and ill open one for you

@nocontextmemes Red, blue, and brown. I will become cat boy.

@homosexualmouse @youspinthewheel In a similar vein, I've taken to introducing my lesbian friend as my sister for this exact reason. For her sake and mine, we're both lonely af.

@youspinthewheel They might be trying to say that you're not their gf, is my thought

Related, as a cîs gay man: my gworls will call me their "gay best friend", tell people I just met that I'm gay, call me stereotypically/"flaming"/"camp" gay; str8 guy friends will tease ab being a bottom or ask if a dude is cute while we're out, but nothing else. One is preferred

Jennifer bugkeeper 🫰 #JunipArt

@THEFORESTFISH Sure, have something in mind?

@Dubious_Dev Still doing that?

I AM OPENING FREE COMMISSIONS! Stipulations: I am exceptionally bad at drawing and have negative skill at this craft, I will dedicate no more than one hour to each request, your commission may come out looking unfinished and awful. BUT IT'S FREE! All drawings WILL be posted.

Ai can't do hard drugs, be horny, or want to kill itself so obviously it can't make real music. Just how ts works

"In all circumstances, the jury finds in favor of the defendant"

There's a time and place for erotica, and it certainly isn't the high school library. If teens want those books, they ought to raid their parent's stash or deal with the judgement of a real librarian/bookstore clerk.

@RubixRaptor After the second one, I think it was fair to say that it wasn't a stray...

Pain

@Mikelikescereal @glunkotwo Thank you! Like Jane, I find myself in a weird position. I like blood a lot, but I do not like causing harm (to people I like), or having harm caused to me, or seeing people harmed for the sake of lust on video. So where do I get the blood? In the meantime, there is only fiction.

@Dubious_Dev @glunkotwo What a beautiful way to describe a blood kink

i often find it hard to touch myself anymore because they legally cannot put the kind of (CONSENSUAL) stuff im into on most websites

@glunkotwo @Mikelikescereal MOOD KINDRED! It's a shame that blood carries so many icky things, and usually causes harm when it leaves the body, because it leaves such beautiful stains as it flows past the cracks and pores of our skin!

@Mikelikescereal thats one of em

@SandyofCthulhu Of All movies I think "Leprechaun" does what you're talking about well. They can't just shoot him... They need to load a 4-leaf clover onto the bullet!

I love oddball ways of killing "unkillable" monsters from legend. A serpent dragon from England crushed you with its coils, so a knight made a suit with disk-like blades all around it, so when it constricted him, it cut itself into segments. The Stoorworm from Scotland rejoined its parts together when chopped up, so couldn't be killed with a blade. They thrust a pole of burning pitch down its throat and roasted it from the inside out. So often in our movies, the "unkillable" monster isn't killed by some clever means, but just by shooting it EVEN MORE until it is weighed down by all the lead I guess or being shot by a really big explosion. And when I say "clever means" I'm not talking about a gimmicky trick kill that one-shots the monsters. Making a spiked suit and being swallowed, making a blade suit and getting constricted, and thrusting a pole of burning pitch down the horror's venomous throat are all hard tasks, but cool. I think our screenwriters' imaginations are weak today.

@Weezertuah Whatever happened to "free the nipple"?

girls with flat chests should be allowed to have no shirt on like boys do

@ickystickypink this comic got me to play the game, and i'm so glad i did, it was PEAK

Broken Promise #LookOutside (1/4)