@owentooelve Suddenly I’m feeling good about turning 44
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B1Gadier General Daniel A. Lanning
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B1Gadier General Daniel A. Lanning
@DuckDMB
Husband and Father of 3 boys. Oregon grown. UO alumn 🦆 🏈 🏀 , Blazers, DMB, Fish on! Leaving soon. Follow on Bluesky👉🏼@quackdmb
Duck Land شامل ہوئے Aralık 2016
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call me old all you want while you get drafted into the military lmao byeeeee!
R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts
🚨#BREAKING: Starting April 20, 2026, the U.S. Army will raise the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42 years old and remove the waiver requirement for individuals with a single prior conviction for marijuana possession.
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Those ICE agents at the airport in Puerto Rico are going to so confused
Kyle Potter@kpottermn
NEW: @CNN has published a list of the 13 U.S. airports where ICE has been deployed this morning: Atlanta (ATL) Chicago (ORD) Cleveland (CLE) Houston (HOU) Ft. Myers (RSW) New Orleans (MSY) New York (JFK) New York-LaGuardia (LGA) Newark (EWR) Philadelphia (PHL) Phoenix (PHX) Pittsburgh (PIT) San Juan, PR (SJU) cnn.com/us/live-news/l…
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@DadsThoughts1 Dang. I thought I was gonna stump you
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Meanwhile the Trump admin is paying $1 billion to a contractor to NOT build a wind farm
Volcaholic 🌋@volcaholic1
China is using folding mobile photovoltaic power stations, long strips of solar panels that unfold to quickly generate electricity, bringing clean power to construction sites, disaster zones, and remote areas.
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@scoduckz I have a dollar to prove it too… as soon as someone pays me
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I have been making fun of Oregon's inability to make free throws FOR YEARS. I also posted this just a couple of weeks ago, dumbass..
Scott W. Allen ⚡️🦆⚡️@ScottWAllen16
@scoduckz One bad season and you can’t throw him under the bus fast enough. A year ago you were calling him a genius. Bama mentality.
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@owentooelve @scoduckz Your ability to find videos like these needs to be studied
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jedd giving this interview like
On3@On3
NEW: Washington head coach Jedd Fisch tells @PeteNakos why he won't publicly accuse programs of tampering: “I’ve seen guys go public, and I have seen no changes in the programs that they’ve gone public about. So what’s the value? Until we start getting to a place where there’s going to be discipline and accountability, and we really understand what we’re allowed to do and not allowed to do, then I’m not going public on. I’m not worried about it, really. Right now, it seems like you can kind of do what you want.” Read: on3.com/news/with-demo…
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Other coaches have copies of Jedd’s texts trying to tamper. He knows he can’t point fingers
On3@On3
NEW: Washington head coach Jedd Fisch tells @PeteNakos why he won't publicly accuse programs of tampering: “I’ve seen guys go public, and I have seen no changes in the programs that they’ve gone public about. So what’s the value? Until we start getting to a place where there’s going to be discipline and accountability, and we really understand what we’re allowed to do and not allowed to do, then I’m not going public on. I’m not worried about it, really. Right now, it seems like you can kind of do what you want.” Read: on3.com/news/with-demo…
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Chuck might be gone. But his mullet will live forever. RIP legend
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
Chuck Norris has passed away at the age of 86.
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@TheCinesthetic He had time to take his eyes and gun off the target for 3 seconds and scream “left cheek” but didn’t have time to reach back and point while staying engaged in the fight. Completely unrealistic
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LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!
cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic
What movie line was delivered so perfectly that it deserved an Oscar?
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Pretty much did a days worth of work this morning so I can watch basketball all day.
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@fitnesscampus_ Straight men don’t have to continuously remind themselves they’re not gay
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2 grass-fed steaks a day keeps the gays away. 🚫🏳️🌈
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a landmark day for the haters
Watcher.Guru@WatcherGuru
JUST IN: X officially starts rolling out dislike button.
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@troy_berglund I’m willing to bet your parents are very disappointed with how you turned out
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Fun fact: In Oregon, if ANYONE goes to the ER and can’t pay, that bill is paid for by state funds IE tax payers money and the person doesn't pay shit.
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The lady next to me grabbed my leg so hard when that ride dropped! Pretty sure I am going to bruise. She was as horrified she did it. And I laughed u til tears were falling. We got off the ride and she said, “thank you for being my emotional support.”
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@HairFlipsNChips He looks like a former boy band member who’s solo career went no where
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I was pulling for Leo but Michael B Jordan deserves that one. #oscars
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Sean Penn didn’t go to the #oscars because nobody there likes him
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