Inside Dunny County

Tweeted missives from deep undercover with the bears of Dunny County. (Introductory thread)

You’re my hobby now, I’m doing this profile on you. Your not involved anymore you thick cunt, who the fuck so you think your still prattling on to? I’m already pasting hundreds of variants of this sort of witless shit from you in my spare time thank you. Unless you want something you can shut the fuck up up till I’m done, you’re a subject now, not a participant. Good fucking God you’re thick. Glad you spoke to me though.

@DunnyCounty @GoldiGreatBears @helenstaniland Yes you sound like a college student who just discovered writing. Did you want a cookie for all of your efforts? I'm going to ask you to not write any more blue check essays but keep it to the normal minimum character count, it helps to eliminate redundant or pointless words.

You’re my current hobby and I’m getting a programme to give me a profile of you based on your entire posting history on X. All of which I’m pasting in manually, so I keep pasting in stuff you were saying to someone else and then coming back here to find you doing a variant of it with me! Like all the time! You’re such a thick cunt, it’s brilliant! Nothing you ever say is funny either, it’s like you’re thick and boring, yet still absolutely fascinating. Did you know you often talk about winning and losing on these endless chats you have? Like you tried with me earlier? I’m getting loads of them. Anyway. I do know you don’t care. I will let you know when it’s ready though.

@theklutzydom @GoldiGreatBears @helenstaniland I’m aware you think you’re having a contest with me, yes. You’re a moron. As I say, not really for you anymore. You are now a subject. I don’t mind you watching and you can still join in if afterwards if you can find a way of it not harming your caveat.

@DunnyCounty @GoldiGreatBears @helenstaniland Wow that is really actually insane of you to do all of that work. Do you have a job? If you need something better to do I suggest a masturbation. Because that's what you're doing anyway in these posts. No matter what you say, you're the Bluecheck here. You lose by default.

The trans lobby have had decades to campaign for extra unisex provision. They didn't want to. They very deliberately went after women's toilets instead.

That’s not for me, thick cunt, I know, but I think everyone can tell your a gay man, if that helps? And also you haven’t known who the fuck your talking to or what about all day, so I wouldn’t become a cocky thick cunt with yet another woman, I’m already getting a full fucking report on what the fuck your brain issue there is done by a fucking programme now, since you weee too thick to work it out yourself. Even though I think it’s fairly obvious. Anyway, shut up, I’m busy. Don’t you dare reply to this one too, that would be fucking mental wouldn’t it? Do you think sometimes you’re taking to the same people by the way? I think you are. I think me and goldi are the same person. I dunno though.

@GoldiGreatBears @DunnyCounty @helenstaniland I'm a gay man you twunt. Not trans.

You don’t need to keep replying you stupid thick cunt, this is for me now, not you. You’re just a topic. Right, I’ve got fifty percent of your posts into notebook LM now, having to do it all manually. They are absolutely thick as fuck, all of them. It is a lot of women hating shit and as we know already, your proper into arguments about where people piss. I’m going to do them all then get it to do a report on why you talk differently if you think you’re talking to women, and since you can’t be fucked to answer anything, hopefully it’ll let me know what that bizarre third character you adopted who started talking about power and stuff briefly, before you went back to whatever that last one there was, “little one” or whatever, you are so staggeringly stupid that I’m borderline obsessed. Anyway, none of this to you or for you, just about you, thick cunt. I’ll get it all posted in here when it’s done. I don’t give a fuck whether you’re here for it or not. You can read it all Helen though, this persons here is stupider than you are.

@DunnyCounty @GoldiGreatBears @helenstaniland You aren't nearly as clever as you wish you were, little one.

That’s right, you thick cunt. I thought I was going to have to tell you a third fucking time. Fuck me. Right, so far in here you do indeed mostly seem to enjoy talking to women that way, men not so much, you do drag conversations out a long time, but not with much wit or banter. You also get quite regularly confused by other posters, not just me. Out of interest what was the bit earlier when you changed to a new way of talking again and started sperging on about me thinking my use of swearing made me powerful but that you grew up somewhere I don’t know about? Was that a new approach from you, I can’t find anything like that in here anywhere else and it seemed fucking boneless when you just slathered it all out pls that. Anyway, I’m still going through it. By the way, this is all for me, so don’t worry to much about letting me know three times how you do t care about it. I don’t give a fuck, you thick sack of brain shit.

@DunnyCounty @GoldiGreatBears @helenstaniland So; nothing?

@theklutzydom @GoldiGreatBears @helenstaniland There’s a fucking shocker.

@DunnyCounty @GoldiGreatBears @helenstaniland I still don't get what you think you're trying to accomplish

I’m working my way through if you thick cunt, you’re so fucking stupid, first thing i saw was you collecting quote scalps from Helen fucking Staniland! The very person who’s fucking thread we’re inside where I was calling her a lazy bone idle bat. So how the fuck you wound up telling me trannies we’re going to pissing next to as some sort of fucking threat I don’t know. Thick cunt, like I said. You know, thick-shit, terfs are morons and you fucking idiots are morons, but the TERF morons might be right about you all just hating women, cos that weird shit you tried with me? There is a fuck ton of it in here.

@DunnyCounty @GoldiGreatBears @helenstaniland That's a little better, if you want to learn how to curse effectively, I can always introduce you to my mother. Please get on with your analysis. I don't have all day to not care about the conclusion.

@theklutzydom @GoldiGreatBears @helenstaniland You don’t know anything at all about anything as far as I’m finding so far, but again, there’s a LOT, so can you tell me about the people you used to know when you were younger later please, you thick fuck.

@DunnyCounty @GoldiGreatBears @helenstaniland I know you think being abusive makes you powerful but you're going to have to do better than that if you want to top the people I grew up around

It’s not about you and what you care about you fucking moron, half the time you haven’t even known who the fuck your talking to and what it’s about, so don’t worry about your caveat, you thick fuck. Now shut the fuck up for a bit, you have a lot of really, really moronic shit for me to pile through here, go talk all weird to some women till I’m done, I will let you know.

@DunnyCounty @GoldiGreatBears @helenstaniland Oh really? Awesome. You should do that! Caveat; whatever your conclusion is, I don't care

Oh fucking hell, my job is it? Had a fucking feeling it might be. Fine, I’ll deep dive, see if this is a regular pattern for you and then come up with some sort of conclusion and present it to you. I’ve a feeling it’s going to be that you’re a worse fucking cunt of a human than me, but let’s not speak too soon.

@DunnyCounty @GoldiGreatBears @helenstaniland No. Tell me why.

Oh for fucks sake, you absolute witless fucking moron. Right, switch back to the sort of sneery, saccharinely, “oh how simply adorable with your little girlie-whirlie brain” type shit you did when you thought I was a bird and try a different last word in that mode. Also, do you know what all that’s about? That shit? Do you know why you do it?

@DunnyCounty @GoldiGreatBears @helenstaniland Well. Try harder next time.

What the actual fuck are you on about now, you absolute fucking shit for brained moron? Have I been fucking stuttering as to why the fuck I’m here? Fuck me. I’m Being. A. Cunt. To. Morons. You would be one of them. Fucking hell. Go on, now what the fuck drivel do you want to witter on about?

@DunnyCounty @GoldiGreatBears @helenstaniland So you don't represent anything you're just a shitposter

Fuck me, your tones changed. I don’t mind still being called sweetie or dearie and being told I’m adorable or whatever the weird shit you say when you think it might be some women scared of blokes in bogs, so just stick with that you fucking moron, it’s like talking to two fucking personalities this is. Fucking idiot.

@DunnyCounty @GoldiGreatBears @helenstaniland Man you sound angry. Did someone piss in your cornflakes?

I wasn’t trying to make a point, are you? You seem thick as a fucking brick, I self identified as a cunt just here to call people morons earlier, pretty openly. And what the fuck was all that “your going to have to wee wee next to the people you’re scared of, ladykins” bollocks you fucking cretin?

@DunnyCounty @GoldiGreatBears @helenstaniland Apparently not, what is the point that you're trying to make? I do speak English and it's not clear so maybe I'm the problem so why don't you help me out since I'm such an idiot.

@theklutzydom @GoldiGreatBears @helenstaniland I don’t mind at all where trans women piss. You don’t really know what the hell is happening, do you?

@DunnyCounty @GoldiGreatBears @helenstaniland What's adorable is that you think it's sorted. You'll be pissing next to trans women from today until the end of time, Ladykins. You don't know when it's happening.

@ThomasWillett9 I think that’s referring to a different Thomas Willett, you don’t seem anything like that, just not very bright.

Transphobia isn’t just concern or disagreement. It actively fuels hatred, dehumanisation & violence against LGBTQ people. It won’t stop with trans people. This ideology paints all queer people as dangerous & subhuman. Transphobia is inherently homophobic & harms all LGBTQ people

@theklutzydom @GoldiGreatBears @helenstaniland Mine was for anti-trans activism, but I don’t need it now that’s all sorted. Now I just go round being a cunt to morons. Moron.

@GoldiGreatBears @DunnyCounty @helenstaniland The one you're using right now dear

@theklutzydom @GoldiGreatBears @helenstaniland See? This moron gets it.

@GoldiGreatBears @DunnyCounty @helenstaniland Moron

@GoldiGreatBears @theklutzydom @helenstaniland And it took them 10 years to get it clarified because they kept scaring everybody about the end of civilisation instead. Everyone is thick. But now it’s done.

@DunnyCounty @theklutzydom @helenstaniland Shutup m8, TERFs are correct about trannies