J Evrart Hoover

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J Evrart Hoover

J Evrart Hoover

@DurstofTimes

It will only get worse. Gregghead 4 life

شامل ہوئے Ağustos 2020
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J Evrart Hoover
J Evrart Hoover@DurstofTimes·
Fun fact of the day: the internet turns everyone into an asshole
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J Evrart Hoover@DurstofTimes·
@AdoHernandez27 Blackwood also needs a chance to fight through this. Didn’t work out but we need both of them to be in their groove.
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Adrian Hernandez
Adrian Hernandez@AdoHernandez27·
Kind of a late pull there by Bednar with waiting till goal six to pull Blackwood, but I imagine he was trying his best to save Wedgewood for the Saturday matinee against Dallas. #GoAvsGo
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ham mike@griffraff97·
New coworker has a bad attitude problem. Had to escort him off the premises
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Mr. Baseball
Mr. Baseball@MisterBaseball0·
You can whack a home run out of the park. You can hear them cheering. You run the bases knowing it doesn’t mean anything. It won’t make her come back
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Ed Zitron@edzitron·
[3 hours into speech] and it’s a terrible thing you know, they said that Bowser couldn’t marry peach, they were having such a lovely time on the boat then [gravelly voice] MARIO GALAXY had to come and ruin everything
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Mr. Baseball
Mr. Baseball@MisterBaseball0·
The baseball is happy to endure an unimaginable agony, for he has no reason to exist but to suffer. A strike ball is a rejected failure whose life meant nothing, but a ball smashed into the stratosphere is celebrated, his sacrifice remembered forever.
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Nathan Rudolph
Nathan Rudolph@DNVR_Rudo·
Blackwood looks completely lost. Pull him dude
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timothy faust 🇵🇸
timothy faust 🇵🇸@taste_of_tbone·
Gasoline should cost $24/gallon but the first 0.25 gal should be free in case you need to huff it for harm reduction
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J Evrart Hoover@DurstofTimes·
@evanrawal Weird celebs going to space is fine provided it’s a 1-way trip
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Evan Rawal
Evan Rawal@evanrawal·
Sending people into space* and specifically around the moon will always be cool and interesting. *weird celebs going to space is the exception to this.
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John Bistline
John Bistline@JEBistline·
This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.
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ToonHive@ToonHive·
In honor of Nickelodeon's 47th anniversary, what's your favorite series from the network?
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M.takewaka@m_takewaka·
@_thelastaccount I am afraid about Florida’s nature. Big snake, alligator, spider…and what!?🤣
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M.takewaka@m_takewaka·
My American friends, I'm facing a major problem here. When I say I want to eat American BBQ, some Americans say, "come to Texas," others say, "come to South Carolina," and still others say, "come to Missouri." I'm confused. Are you guys going to start a BBQ civil war?
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Ali@haramcart·
Negotiating with Iran’s new regime president. He is just out of frame, capitulating to my demands
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Adam Carlson@admcrlsn·
bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe
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Mr. Baseball
Mr. Baseball@MisterBaseball0·
I like... football... you know what I can't even do it. I wanted to be silly for april fools day but Baseball is not a joking matter.
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