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not necessarily. im not that hard to please.
𝐚͟𝐢͟𝐝͟𝐞͟𝐧͟ .ᐟ ᅠ ᅠ@bongbreathed
you always drink beer when you're thirsty?
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what? no. i’m just giving you a general estimation of where i’ll be in proximity to. if you’re also … thirsty. like me.
… for beer. hah.
𝐚͟𝐢͟𝐝͟𝐞͟𝐧͟ .ᐟ ᅠ ᅠ@bongbreathed
hold up. are you asking me out?
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back to your evening plans. I’m going to be in need of a drink after work. if you want to. like. join.
𝐚͟𝐢͟𝐝͟𝐞͟𝐧͟ .ᐟ ᅠ ᅠ@bongbreathed
yeah, well maybe being able to think about shit beyond profit margins and ignoring medical science skips a generation or forty.
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you know, the more we talk the more i wonder how the hell you and your dad share the same genetic pool. i’m not used to speaking with a cohen who’s got a functioning brain.
𝐚͟𝐢͟𝐝͟𝐞͟𝐧͟ .ᐟ ᅠ ᅠ@bongbreathed
you into dated, darwin theory pseudoscience or something? you can't look at someone's face and decide they're a psychopath. we left that dumb shit in the stone age.
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alright, new question. do i look like a psychopath?
𝐚͟𝐢͟𝐝͟𝐞͟𝐧͟ .ᐟ ᅠ ᅠ@bongbreathed
can't exactly put up a fight when someone's thunking you over the head with a lead pipe from behind.
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do i look like i’ve ever been in a fight in my life? i’m keenly aware of the fact that you could fold me in half.
𝐚͟𝐢͟𝐝͟𝐞͟𝐧͟ .ᐟ ᅠ ᅠ@bongbreathed
why? you planning on robbing me on my way out to my car?
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… what are you doing later?
𝐚͟𝐢͟𝐝͟𝐞͟𝐧͟ .ᐟ ᅠ ᅠ@bongbreathed
fine. no more work talk. your work anyway, i don't work here.
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if i did this conversation wouldn’t be happening. anyways, no more work talk. my head already hurts.
𝐚͟𝐢͟𝐝͟𝐞͟𝐧͟ .ᐟ ᅠ ᅠ@bongbreathed
you think i'm gonna rat you out or something? i've got nothing to gain from that.
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if anything, I should treat you like a walking ‘DO NOT TALK TO ME’ sign precisely because of your relationship with your dad. revealing anything to you could be an information hazard.
… and i’m not an ass - clencher, take that back!
𝐚͟𝐢͟𝐝͟𝐞͟𝐧͟ .ᐟ ᅠ ᅠ@bongbreathed
nah, i'm contractual obligation adjacent. we only know each other because you work for my old man. you wasting any time with me just further proves you're an ass clenching workaholic.
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hey, talking to you fits into that category, right? maybe you’re good for me after all.
𝐚͟𝐢͟𝐝͟𝐞͟𝐧͟ .ᐟ ᅠ ᅠ@bongbreathed
maybe you need to start thinking outside of your contractual obligations.
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take a look around at what i’m contractually obligated to deal with. you’re lucky i haven’t shot up the place.
𝐚͟𝐢͟𝐝͟𝐞͟𝐧͟ .ᐟ ᅠ ᅠ@bongbreathed
in my defence, you do a good enough job grilling yourself.
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c’mon, i’m not lying. you’re actually not that unbearable once you get past all the grilling regarding my employment.
𝐚͟𝐢͟𝐝͟𝐞͟𝐧͟ .ᐟ ᅠ ᅠ@bongbreathed
i doubt that. but hey, nice try.
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talking to you beats doing said paperwork.
𝐚͟𝐢͟𝐝͟𝐞͟𝐧͟ .ᐟ ᅠ ᅠ@bongbreathed
what'd you want from me? so, do it.
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ah, yes. let me just take the pending funding to the, let me make sure I get this right, town’s disabilities learning center and run it through the shredder. because who ‘gives a shit’ .
𝐚͟𝐢͟𝐝͟𝐞͟𝐧͟ .ᐟ ᅠ ᅠ@bongbreathed
throw them out the window. who gives a shit? you don't even like the gig.
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right, and waltz in the next day to two more stacks of grant approvals and permit applications. that, and your dad shooting me daggers with his eyes from his office. no thanks.
𝐚͟𝐢͟𝐝͟𝐞͟𝐧͟ .ᐟ ᅠ ᅠ@bongbreathed
if you wanna call off work, then call off. you don't need any more of a reason than that.
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i wish. would have had reason to call off work if i had.
𝐚͟𝐢͟𝐝͟𝐞͟𝐧͟ .ᐟ ᅠ ᅠ@bongbreathed
you're trying to infiltrate my psyche? you hit your head or something?
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in risk of sounding conceited i will bite my tongue. but I clearly need to infiltrate your psyche harder if you aren’t .
𝐚͟𝐢͟𝐝͟𝐞͟𝐧͟ .ᐟ ᅠ ᅠ@bongbreathed
why would i ever be dreaming about you?
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thought i told you the only way you’ll ever hear me beg was in your dreams.
𝐚͟𝐢͟𝐝͟𝐞͟𝐧͟ .ᐟ ᅠ ᅠ@bongbreathed
and we already established that if you want me to come save you from an upper percentile douchebag you've gotta beg nice and loud. thought you were into following directions?
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