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Lance The Sophisticated Degenerate

@DuskyEl

Sometimes, dead is bettah.

Los Angeles, CA شامل ہوئے Nisan 2021
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If I don't check in periodically, I'll be out swimming . . . . .with the lobsters.🦞 But don't worry, they'll probably just use ME as the bait for something actually worth catching. 😂🤣
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Joe G
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Save this one to your collection.
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I fixed it for an unnamed pedophile supporter
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My mom asked me why I spoke so softly on the phone. I said I was afraid Google was listening! She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed. Siri laughed. But Elon shadow banned it. 🥴
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How about we report this Rachelle attention whore thing here for running my photo into an A I program to make it appear artificial, shall we? dumb bitch does not get it 🖕
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@Barphbie NOOOOOOO! My wife and I got that last January. Took me 3 months to recover. Please rest, fluids etc and make sure to see your doc if you haven’t already! Get well fast.
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@Barphbie @austinripp @googlenews Well, shit. At my age, I’ve done nearly all I’ve wanted to do — but I haven’t visited Egypt yet. Nor Kenya where my ancestors are from. Or parts of Central America. South America. North Pole… oh and that new Nordstrom’s in downtown L.A. — other than that, I’m ready to gooooo!
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At least I can say that I lived a pretty good life, no complaints. 👇🥴 Trump says he moved two nuclear submarines after Russia's Medvedev warns U.S. - CNBC cnbc.com/2025/08/01/tru… via @GoogleNews
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To everyone out there who saw this shit-show coming from a mile away, you are my people.
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@frkdb1 The only piece of shit in this thread is you.
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"Only the weak will fail"? Really? Get off the fucking golf course you fucking fat fuck and reverse the tariffs.
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