Dustin in Tulsa

Next time I go on a 2 am run to Waffle House, this is the crew I’m assembling #TedLasso

With Richard Pryor on the mound and John Candy calling the game, you aren’t going to need the fucking bullpen.

And suddenly it’s decision time …

@Super70sSports Sith-flation runs deep in the Empire these days.

“I find your lack of faith in every day low prices disturbing.”

@shootermcgavin First play from scrimmage by the Cowboys opposition if that happens should be The Annexation of Puerto Rico

There’s only one head coach that can save the Cowboys

@elonmusk Release the DOGE

Department of Government Efficiency The merch will be 🔥🔥🔥

@TimRunsHisMouth @VivekGRamaswamy @elonmusk

Department of Government Efficiency run by @VivekGRamaswamy and @elonmusk. This is awesome. Get ready for our government to be cut by 80% or more... And probably accomplish more than it does now.

Why not … (Championship Friday edition)

RIP Pete

@Super70sSports Pepsi Blue

Which defunct food product do you miss the most? I’ll start by saying I would do some bad things right now for a can of Roller Coasters.

@Super70sSports Loved me some Mat Mania

Perhaps the greatest classic arcade game that nobody ever talks about. Holler if you hear me.

@The_Sebowski @Super70sSports

Name a sports book you love. I’ll start:

Why not …

@Super70sSports Tron Pole Position Elevator Action Champion Baseball

You enter a classic arcade with every 80s game that you like. Everything’s a quarter and you’ve only got a dollar. How do you spend it? I’ll start: Galaga Track and Field Pole Position BurgerTime

@Super70sSports Ricky you know you want one of these crushed velvet blue Expos jackets.

Post a baseball card. I’ll start:

@Super70sSports Dude I like all 4 of these, but the edge for me is given to…

Why not …

@Super70sSports Back in the 80s we would have the concession stand make us “suicides”, which was a mixture of every fountain drink they had. Put that in a wax Pepsi cup…good stuff.

Nothing better than a Little League concession stand. Your five dollars still goes farther there than just about anywhere else plus you get the added bonus of parents awkwardly serving their involuntarily “voluntary” community duty. Pure Americana.

Bottom of the 9th... Bases loaded... Two out... Down by three... Who do you want at the plate?

@Super70sSports I tore my ACL playing soccer in a “dads vs daughters” scrimmage when their team was U10.

What’s the dumbest freak injury of your entire life? I’ll start: Took a leak and then broke my index finger when I caught it on the door while leaving the bathroom. That’s incredibly stupid but I know some of you can defeat me. Go.

Why not …

@TFroehlig @Super70sSports

@DustinInTulsa @Super70sSports This exists?

Why not …