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making my rounds

don’t be like that your honor

niggas think they dictators.... whole time they dick takers

“we've got over 70 beers in tap” oh wow cool can i have a tequila soda

*bouncing behind my wife on a pogo stick* a divorce!?

there are guys on here who don’t know how to cook themselves eggs trying to trade oil against Citadel

@NewsWire_US We can’t have Shit 💀

I ask for Coke and they tell me they don’t have any

want to see me down bad bummed out etc keep dreaming pussy

employee of the month

giving my girlfriend (who uses gpt free) access to claude max for her homework

When the plane is about to take off and you hear the guy next to you say he invented a car that runs on water instead of gas.

the girls saying i’m tea now 1 grain of rice a day is paying off

a fresh haircut will have your own girl hating😂

if you're love bombing me & i'm love bombing you then who's flying this plane

Goyim be on here talking about absolutely fucking nothing all day. Just pure idol worship nonsense.