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@Mattpetti32 Easy.. they all work for the liberal government. 20.7% of the population is enough for a majority mandate now.

How fucking dumb do you have to be to vote for a party that would charge you $500,000 for trying to seek employment in the US?

@OhGaskin @trainofangels00 I stand corrected. That's clearly a majority mandate.

@EasternDaylight @trainofangels00 20.7% FYI 8,595,488/41,521,032=0.207 www150.statcan.gc.ca/n1/pub/71-607-… elections.ca/res/rep/off/ov…

Just stepped back and looked at the map — Canada’s about to lock in the most united government we’ve seen in years, a solid majority that actually speaks for the whole country. Meanwhile, those Alberta separatist clowns are out there making fart noises in the corner, waving their 19% poll like it’s a revolution lol. Nobody’s buying it. The rest of us are moving ahead together, quiet and steady, while their little tantrum echoes off into nothing. But just to the south of our border?....America’s political weather is straight-up broken. What was sold as leadership turned out to be a wrecking ball — gutting alliances, torching trust with old friends, and leaving even the decent Americans who didn’t vote for this mess holding the bag. The contrast hits different when you see a country choosing unity while the one beside it chooses chaos. And here’s the part nobody — not even the loudest MAGA voices — can actually deny: Canada is respected by the entire planet as well as MOST Americans. REAL Americans. Strong, stable, adult in the room. Deep down they know it too. MAGA can scream all they want, but the truth sits there anyway — unity wins, and right now, Canada is winning. #Canada #Unity #CanadianPride #StrongAndFree #MarkCarney #Alberta #Politics #Election2025 #TrueNorth #MapleLeaf #CanadaVsUSA #StandWithCanada

@WallStreetApes Buy sugar and water and fruit.

Man is freaking out because he’s at the grocery store and he shows that all the items he normally buys now say they’re ineligible for EBT The grocery store has put up these new little signs by items saying they’re no longer eligible for Food Stamps “It’s happening. What am I gonna drink now? Not eligible. What is going on man, what we supposed to drink now? Not eligible. Not eligible” Life hack: If you have a job and use your debt card, it’s all eligible to be purchased

@GallagherMW Awesome.. I hope you went to Stuff'd. The chef is a genius. I've lived in Toronto most of my life and have to say it's the most Toronto street food I can imagine and great price. instagram.com/stuffdtoronto/…

@EasternDaylight I have not. Will put it on the list.

So why is the "maple syrup" they sell in America thicker and not as delicious as this random bottle i bought at St. Lawrence Market in Toronto?

@unusual_whales Except for government pension funds.. .those don't get anywhere near 8%.. why is that?

Kevin O'Leary says you can become a millionaire on $69,000 a year. “Take 20% of your salary of $69,000 and put it into the market each week and don't touch it”

@SatireSquadHQ They shut down parliament too a lot of the time, and nobody noticed. Might as well get rid of that too.

Liberals Shut Down Statistics Canada, Confident Canadians Won’t Notice Or Care OTTAWA — In a bold move to streamline government operations, the Liberal government announced Monday it will be shutting down Statistics Canada, citing years of strong evidence that Canadians were not paying attention to the data anyway. “After careful review, we realized we’ve been collecting vast amounts of detailed economic, housing, and cost-of-living data,” said a government spokesperson. “And then… nothing. No reaction. No outrage. Just vibes.” Officials confirmed the decision came after internal polling showed that the average Canadian’s engagement with national statistics peaked briefly when inflation hit record highs, before quickly returning to scrolling, shrugging, and re-electing the same leadership. “Frankly, it’s an efficiency win,” added the spokesperson. “Why spend millions tracking affordability, productivity, and wage stagnation when the national response is ‘yeah, that sounds about right’?” The agency, founded in 1971, has long been responsible for measuring key indicators such as GDP, unemployment, and housing affordability—numbers experts say were occasionally “concerning,” but rarely impactful enough to disrupt voting patterns. With Statistics Canada gone, the government plans to replace official data releases with a new quarterly report titled “How Things Feel Right Now,” which will be compiled using a combination of social media sentiment, coffee shop conversations, and “general intuition.” Early drafts of the report include metrics such as: •Rent Situation: “Not great” •Groceries: “Still weirdly expensive” •Economy: “Confusing, but probably fine?” •Public Awareness: “Low, but stable” Political analysts say the move is unlikely to have any measurable impact on future elections. “You could remove every chart, graph, and economic indicator in the country,” said one analyst, “and the outcome would probably remain identical.” At press time, Canadians were reportedly unaware the announcement had been made, but confirmed they would “look into it later,” before returning to their daily routines.

@bruce_barrett What jobs are we staying for exactly with our fancy degrees? Why go to school in Canada to become a prisoner?

The Liberals in Canada are proposing to force Canadian workers to pay $500,000 dollars to work in the USA. Yes really. They want you to be a slave to their Dictatorship.

@Tablesalt13 So there's no work for me in Canada, not only can I not take a plane, my bank account is frozen, and I have to be unemployed or pay $500k? SURE.

‼️MAJOR ALERT At the Liberal Party convention in Canada they are proposing LOCKING Canadian workers in Canada by forcing them to pay $500,000 dollars to work in the USA! ....which only the elite can afford. Canada is turning into a leftist PRISON CAMP! .. FAST!

@JustBins In a country with socialized medicine, not caring about your health and expecting others to pay for it is cruelty.

On his Fox News show, Greg Gutfeld roasted the University of Regina professor of Queer Studies in Education, Dr. j skelton.

@gaxrav the speed o light is pi.

speed of light is the refresh rate of reality.

@MPelletierCIO Lame ass excuse for the effects of theft. They offer us nothing, of course people leave - so now punish them, make them stay and do what exactly? Work in government?

Force them to stay so they can keep my house price high, and pay my pension plan. This is Canada now.

@jaimeojedas would be cool to see a time series of spectra.

If recovery depends on how fast systems resolve perturbations, the medium itself may help set what remains dynamically accessible. A minimal model exploring this: github.com/jaimeojse-coll…

Water is often described as the “background” of biology. But what if it’s not just passive? In aqueous systems, these states (OH⁻ ↔ H₂O ↔ H₃O⁺) continuously interconvert, mediating proton and redox dynamics. It may be less a backdrop — and more part of the system’s active recovery layer.

@alleria_eh you mock yourself by voting at all. the parties are >99% whipped on every vote. what's the point of sending so many when you only need 5 proportional votes?

@EasternDaylight Are you mocking our political system? One that elected pierre poilievre to the leader position of the conservative party?

He won the liberal leadership race. He then won the federal election. The people of canada appointed him. Get over yourself.

@keith369me low IQ is winning apparently.

I’m starting to believe we are in a giant holographic IQ test.

@ShitzN_Giggles It must be so shitty to have to pretend to be something your whole life, while really you are nothing inside.

@Harry__Faulkner How about there's no point to voting because it's a uniparty anyway?

Floor-crossing Liberal MP Chris d'Entremont calls himself a "recovering Conservative" at the Liberal Party Convention: "I don't know whether to introduce myself as a recovering Conservative, or just that I was a Liberal and I didn't know it."

@MarkJCarney The charter? That whole my body your choice thing with COVID, freezing bank accounts.. those rights?

Solidarity, inclusivity, and equality. That’s what our Liberal Party stands for.