Eva Kovtonyuk

@breijay Did he play many sports? How has he never heard this term. 😂

Just had to teach Brad what an underdog is 🤦🏼‍♀️

The recipe to happiness- first you build a house on a few acres with your amazing husband and children, then you get a few chickens, then you get a couple ducks, then you get some goats and now you’re all set

@NicoleDalrymple Happy Mother’s Day to you too! Trey better have spoiled you!

@Eeeevaa Awe how sweet!! Good job Eddie lol! Happy Mother’s Day mama!!

Eddie seriously spoils me so much. I’m so thankful our boys have such a good example on how a husband should treat his wife 💕

Being married to an HVAC tech doesn’t mean my house is the perfect temp 24/7. It means we wait to turn on the ac until it’s 90 out and we don’t turn on the heat until it’s 40 out. 🥲

@Eeeevaa Uncle Mishka no come over today.

My dad was married and fleeing his home country because of persecution of his religious beliefs in his 20’s and I’m over here babysitting my best friends kids teaching them to say “oh chit” cause I’m bored.

@_Im_A_Nobody__ In your case, probably depression

Is it depression or just situational awareness?

My sister really has the audacity to ignore my FaceTime and then proceed to text me like she didn’t just reject me.

When I find out who brought the flu into our house the week of Thanksgiving I swear I’m gonna..

@RtreyR1 It’s like they think it’s “on trend” or something

@Eeeevaa So frustrating people are ridiculous

If anyone I know tries to self diagnose themselves as autistic I will throat punch them

@RtreyR1 And it’s especially annoying being a mother of someone who actually has a diagnosis

@Eeeevaa Dude I thought I was the only one noticing this. Everyone thinks they’re on the fucking spectrum now. It’s so annoying.

Starbucks needs to get it together and stock up on sugar plum danishes

One thing about me is if I feel like my children’s healthcare providers are not doing an adequate job I will seek another provider. I will see 10 different specialists until I find the right one. I do not take my children’s well-being lightly.

@ashleigh_hash It’s fine because there’s no one there to say “you eat what I cook” because you’re the cook. And also the maid but that’s beside the point

I will literally make 2 different meals if I don’t want what Eddie wants. He asked for biscuits and gravy so I’m making that and loaded potato soup for myself. Because I’m an adult and I can

Being a Mom is more important than any career.

@breijay If anyone falls don’t sue. You get on the zip line at your own risk. Lol

@Eeeevaa Oh I’m not worried about that I’m confident Eddie can build a platform to hold me 😂

Me and Eddie should not be allowed to have adult money. We just spent $1500 on a zip line. 😅

@breijay The zip line itself can hold up to 350 lbs but I’m worried about Eddie building a platform sturdy enough to hold people. 😬

@Eeeevaa It better be sturdy enough to hold me..