Bison’s Daddy

Unfortunately, some people in your life actually do have expiry dates. You can't be with everyone till eternity.

@EraUnscripted They know we are watching but they also know we are weak to take any action, especially when they have the tools to weaken us. They are also the judge, the jury and the executioner. We watch and talk a lot without acting.

When the government knows you’re watching, they think twice. Open your eyes👀

The Efe character was giving Denzel Vibes. #tokillamonkey

@ShittuD42300 @ZagazOlaMakama Higher voltage you mean😂

@ZagazOlaMakama Higher risk, higher rewards.

I still can’t understand the kind of courage these thieves possess. It’s no longer just the regular 11kV or 33kV lines – they’ve now moved on to stealing 330kV cables.

Kaduna State Commissions Renovated Kawo Abattoir, New Slaughterhouses in Danmagaji and Makarfi. The Kaduna State Government under the leadership of His Excellency, Governor Uba Sani has commissioned the newly renovated Kawo Abattoir and two newly constructed slaughterhouses in Danmagaji (Zaria LGA) and Makarfi (Makarfi LGA) as part of ongoing efforts to improve livestock infrastructure and meat hygiene standards across the state. The commissioning ceremony, led by the Honourable Commissioner for Agriculture, Malam Murtala Dabo, is part of interventions under the Livestock Productivity and Resilience Support (LPRES) Project, a World Bank-supported initiative designed to strengthen the productivity, safety, and resilience of Nigeria’s livestock sector. The Kawo Abattoir, one of the four major abattoirs prioritized under the LPRES project in Kaduna State, has been fully rehabilitated to improve sanitary conditions, enhance meat processing standards, and support environmentally sustainable operations. In addition, the Danmagaji and Makarfi slaughterhouses are among 23 slaughterhouses currently under construction across the 23 Local Government Areas of the state. These new facilities are designed to provide access to safe and hygienic meat processing environments, particularly in semi-urban and rural areas. Speaking at the event, the Commissioner emphasized the state government’s commitment to upgrading agricultural infrastructure to meet national and international standards for food safety and public health. He noted that these facilities will also improve working conditions for butchers and contribute to the reduction of disease transmission risks linked to poor meat handling. The State Project Coordinator of LPRES highlighted that the interventions are targeted at key nodes of the livestock value chain and are aligned with broader state and federal agricultural development strategies. Representatives from relevant ministries, traditional institutions, veterinary services, butchers' associations, and the media were in attendance at the commissioning events. The newly commissioned facilities are expected to enhance meat quality, support livestock-based livelihoods, and contribute to improved economic outcomes in Kaduna State’s livestock sector.

@optama Isn’t that a Gaboon Viper?

Bruh! I was thinking man was going to pull out a ball python, bruh! A puff adder? The fuck!

@WatcherGuru @DannyCrypt Aura for aura

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THIS IS A SCAM! Our account was compromised!

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@TheQueenAminat OnePlus

Samsung aside, please which other android can you recommend??? I have seen shege in the hands of Samsung. I don’t want expensive phone biko 🙏🏿

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