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Some people like updating that Heaven meme with Harambe and everybody when a celebrity dies. All I care about is keeping my ALF graphic updated.
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Elroy Fudge
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Elroy Fudge
@ElroyFudge
TWO-TIME Burger King Employee of the Month (February 2011 & August 2019)
شامل ہوئے Haziran 2013
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@EverythingDCU_ James Gunn killed the DC universe with his faggoty new Superman. And now this....
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SUPERGIRL is currently aiming for $10M in previews and $55M - $60M in its 3 days domestic weekend!
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Had a dream that Sydney Sweeney died and I was at her funeral sobbing on to her titties in the coffin. Woke up with mourning wood.
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"When I think about a musician like Enya, I feel really bad for her. It's music that you take a bubble bath or fall asleep to. How is she going to make money with that? Nobody wants to buy an album like that. She's out of touch! People want to dance, they don't want to....
Oh."
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Ordered that Snoop Dogg red wine on Uber Eats, you know the one....and they delivered me a fucking Rosé. For some reason, it immediately made me draw a bubble bath for myself and start playing Enya on Spotify.
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Taking a bubble bath and drinking a rosé right now like some kind of homo. Haven't seen a vagina in person in about a year, so I'm leaning into the alternatives...
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White people better stop being so fucking weak and tolerant.
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Pulling some Mr. Beast numbers on this tweet! Not sure why. Does this qualify me to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame finally?
Elroy Fudge@ElroyFudge
I like to go to my 5-year-old nephew's T-ball games and yell, "You suck, faggot" whenever one of the kids strikes out. The ball is sitting on a fucking tee, for gods sake, how hard is it to hit the fucking thing?
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Having sympathy menstrual pain tonight for the ladies. Feels like I finally synced up my menstrual cycle with my female followers.
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I figured out a way to drink for free. I order alcohol from Uber Eats, they deliver the wrong items 95% of the time, so I request a full refund to my original payment method, and I get to keep the shitty alcohol that they delivered.
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Dear black people, check this ad out: There's a technology that allows you to listen to your rap music out in public without everybody else in a 5-block radius from you also having to listen to your rap music!
𝗔𝗟𝗕𝗨𝗠 𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗞𝗦 📀@AlbumTalksHQ
🚨 Vini Jr dances to Asake's "Skilful" in new ad for Apple Airpods Pro 3. 🎧 — Asake also confirmed to be an Apple Partner.
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So the World Cup is just every fucking soccer team on Earth playing every other fucking soccer team on Earth???
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@Rightanglenews Two white kids would've gotten into a fistfight, and this event wouldn't even have made the evening news. Leave it to a niqqer to turn it into a homicide trial....
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BREAKING - Footage of Karmelo Anthony stabbing Austin Metcalf has been released, and it shows Karmelo reaching into his bag, pulling out a knife, walking under the tent, and then running away after stabbing Metcalf, completely undermining claims that he acted in “self-defense.”
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Would've been cooler if one of Supergirl's tits was popping out as Superman held her dead body.
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Would've been pretty cool in the movie Amadeus if he called his mom "Momadeus."
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If DC Studios wants to bump up Supergirl's box office, now would be a good time for unauthorized sex videos of the main actress to "accidentally" get leaked.
Pirat_Nation 🔴@Pirat_Nation
DC Studios’ Supergirl is currently tracking for an opening weekend below The Flash, according to the latest box office projections. Recent forecasts put the film in the $45 million to $55 million range domestically, which means it could debut below The Flash’s $55.1 million opening in 2023. Earlier projections had Supergirl opening above $55 million, but estimates have gradually declined, I wonder why…
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My dad said, "Happy Juneteenth" to me and then ran to the corner store to pick up some milk. That was 43 years ago. What is taking him so long?!?
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