Tim Ewins

We Are Animals unboxing, by a 3 year old. eye-books.com/books/we-are-a…

The nu-metal Gruffalo… for those years when they’re not really a baby anymore, but they’re not yet a teenager.

Also, I have new plates, and this seemed like a nice way to show them off.

A punk song about a dishwasher. Give me a music genre and subject and I’ll do my best…

A punk song about how I get angry when the dishwasher stops working… on.soundcloud.com/Usj4kexEzLPTaC…

Matchday 20 results of the premier league in song form… You’re welcome, more tomorrow. Busy man me, busy man. #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/yMnS1HJwrqPkko…

There are 194 steps. We counted. The kid behind us counted 168 and she seemed trustworthy enough, but it isn’t 199 steps, Whitby. It can’t be, us and the kid behind us can’t all be wrong.

Twas the night before Christmas, when I opened the gram, and saw in @thebookseller an ad for my mam. I’ll see her tomorrow The picture I’ll show And proudly she’ll look at me and say ‘GET THE F**K OUT OF THE KITCHEN!’

What a lovely end to the year - fab to see news breaking in the wonderful @thebookseller previews about @EwinsTim’s forthcoming ethical finance book… huge thanks @CaroSanderson 😁🎄

Merry Christmas cat.

The kiddo has a busy day ahead of him…

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@JuliCLasselle Thank you very much!

@EwinsTim That's a great photo!

New author photo. Like a Labrador’s head sticking out of a car window eating wind, here I am. Hello.

Last Christmas I watched Die Hard. This year I’m watching The Shining. There’s a lot of snow so it is kind of Christmassy I suppose. ALTOGETHER: 🎶🎼🎵Oh I wish it could be Christmas forever and ever and ever. (See image for unrelated gift idea..)

@BexBookaholic @EyeAndLightning @GHarrisonWriter I’m reading this at the moment, it’s so good!

Book post! Can't wait to read this fascinating sounding book from @GHarrisonWriter - big thanks to @EyeAndLightning for my copy. It's out in January #BookTwitter

Happy publication day to @DianeLEsguerra. Her moving, funny and uplifting book Night Into Light tells the story of her own spiritual and physical battle to survive a mother’s worst tragedy: the death of her only child #griefawarenessweek

@GillPlusFive It was such a lovely morning, and I didn’t even care that we were late for school 😂

@EwinsTim Oh bless. Treasure those years! My daughter now says 'Santa' using finger quotes...

For anyone looking for proof that magic exists…

My debut, SEASON, is out soon with @EyeAndLightning. It's a literary novel about male inarticulacy, atomisation, and intergenerational friendship, explored through the prism of sporting fandom. Hardback dropping 9th January

@HazelPriorBooks Woohoo!!! I’ll update my socials 😂

I never understand them either, but hey, you're a bestselling author so what's not to love?