❦𝑴𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑶𝑫—❧

❝EXCUSE ME, miserable mortal, I am tRYING TO DO THE FISH-STICK! It’s a very delicate state of mind!❞ ❦———//❦//𝐇𝐀𝐇𝐀!\\❦\\———❦ ❧—//Story driven! (Crack Friendly!) ❧—//(N)SFW bound! ❧—//Dark themes! ❦—————————————❦ #OpenRP|#MVRP|#SkyrimRP

force-feeds the READER cheese !

ᅟ ᅟ ᅟ ᅟ ᅟ ᅟ 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐑𝐄 ᅟ ᅟᅟ ᅟ

it seems to be emanating with an unfamiliar energy , it's appearance noticeably different ; instead of its trademark mad look , the multi-faced heads have closed mouths , a more serious visage , one leaking an aura of Order .

❝ The 𝙂𝙍-𝙍-𝙍-𝙍𝙀𝙔𝙈𝘼𝙍𝘾𝙃 approaches! Odd. Is it late or is it right on schedule ? Quite the derilect event . Or was it decadent event ? No matter ! YOU there . Yes. You. A....PPROACH .❞ he is speaking to the READER .

the Wabbajack vanishes from @ArcaneDovah's random weapon stand in one of their houses and appears in their inventory .

@NecrxMaster + know ? Hm? ❞

@NecrxMaster he clocked her on the top of the head with his cane , not hard , just enough to surprise , ❝ I already have a Haskill. ❞ , he said , referring to her newly reserved natured . he then tapped his chin with his cane , as if in thought ....which he IS! ❝ Would ya like to +

*definitely wtf man

❝ What in oblivion 𝘸𝘢𝘴 it not for ? You need to ask the big questions . Or was it think big ? No , definitelt the big questions . TELL me something , mortal . Have you ever used the Wabbajack ? No ? Why ?❞

he gives her head another tap with the staff , this time turning her into a rabbit. ❝ 𝘐𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘤 , given the bunny slaughters , true ?? No . . . One more— ❞ he taps her little head again and she turns back into her normal self , mouth returned to its original state .

*problematic ._.

❝ HHHHysterical ! Or is it hectic ? No. Hilarious ! Not having lips is problenatic for you mortals , is it not ? One nod for yes , two for absolutely. Go on. ❞

𝘚𝘏𝘈𝘙𝘗*** ffs

he taps her on the head with the Wabbajack , temporarily turning her lips into cheese . ❝ A 𝘚𝘏𝘈𝘙𝘖 punishment for words thought ! Ha! ❞

@NecrxMaster ++ he pauses . ❝ Or perhaps it is. TIME . Time always spills the secrets ! ❞ he then grins , leaning back in his throne , simply staring at the woman now .

@NecrxMaster ❝ 𝙁𝘼𝙇𝙎𝙀 . Alarm. 𝗠𝗘?... Well , it's not unheard of , BUT THE 𝘝𝘌𝘙𝘠 𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘈 . Why , I should flay you to ribbons just for suggesting it ! . . . But I won't. That would not be very fun , now would it , true ? No . This is no alarm of falsehoods . ❞ ++

those piercing yellow eyes suddenly shift to her and his cheeks rise , followed shortly by a grin . ❝ Do you know what time it is.ᐣ ❞ , he asked , fingers rapping against the bulb of his cane .

he clears his throat . coughing once , he 𝘾𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙎 his throat more assertively . ❝ 𝘾𝙃𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙎𝙀 FOR EVERYONE .ᐟ ❞

VAELWEN OF ITHINDOR.