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Goat
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Goat
@FAFOGoat
I run barter town. Clearly marked shit posting parody account. No rival animals will be harmed. This is humor folks, lighten up.
Balls deep in Cow’s mom. شامل ہوئے Mayıs 2026
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@l3vvrayson It’s all gay porn.
His phone is constantly getting notifications from Grindr.
English
Yes you do you needy bitch.
Quit lying.
Lynx@Lynxtweeting
What do the humans think of Lynx? Just kidding I don’t care.
English
Yeah I know, and I wish you’d stop playing that piece of shit because the only songs you know are shitty Nickleback covers.
JimiCow@cowsfriend
@FAFOGoat Him??? I’m a cow you specially abled dunderhead! Born with a guitar on one hand and gun in the other. You will be so easy to catch by a smelly horn and flicked away, like throwin a pesky cockroach
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@RhinoInCrisis You’re good Rhino, I know you poor fuckers are endangered already.
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Hey Farmer, the bacon is planning an escape again.
Pig@pigincrisis
i and some few pigs are gonna try to escape this farm. no one should tell farmer
English
Look at this needy motherfucker.
Constantly in search of approval because his mom abandoned him in the woods and he never even knew his father.
Bet he starts an Onlyfans later and starts begging for rent money.
Lynx@Lynxtweeting
Felt cute. Might delete later.
English
By muscle he means 80% USDA Grade-A asshole.
It’s the only muscle I ever see him use, mostly for pleasing dudes.
JimiCow@cowsfriend
@FAFOGoat I’m 80% muscle you bleating bagfucker… after you pull the upholsterer out of your smelly fat ass he will rush back in terror so fast that he might fall out of your mouth thru your broken teeth
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@Lynxtweeting 3 for 3.
You keep it up and I may take you off the list Lynx.
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Why does your face look like a dick covered in pimples?
Tell you what, with the profits from the Pay Per View I’ll buy you some acne cream and some plastic surgery.
I literally spit my coffee all over my phone when I saw your profile pic.
Good god man.
Nakedmoleratincrisis@Nakedmoleratcri
@FAFOGoat I’d buy that ppv cow versus goat
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@l3vvrayson BTW Farmer, I’ve got some extra buckshot down in the bunker.
I’ll give it to you for free and you can handle that bully problem behind the barn.
We can have a BBQ afterwards.
I make a great smoked brisket.
GIF
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moo moooooo moo moo moo moooo mooooo moooooooooo moo moooooo moo moo moooo
cow@cowincrisis
humans found my account so i’m only tweeting in animal language from now on
Filipino
@Nakedmoleratcri I’ve never seen a fully autonomous walking pair of testicles before.
Thats horrifying.
GIF
English
Don’t you bring the ladies into this you fat cunt.
I have my upholsterer on speed dial and have him turn your ass into a brand new Corinthian leather Lazy Boy recliner for my bunker under the barn.
He does great work and I get a bulk discount because I give him so much business.
JimiCow@cowsfriend
@FAFOGoat Your mountain cousin at least has a talent, unlike you wimpy horny hen fuckers who go dizzy head butting metal drums. Now feel the wrath of my strings sucker!!! It’s war!
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See folks, this is what I’m talking about, cows are so stupid they can’t even differentiate between species.
I’m not some stupid fucking dirty mountain hobo.
I run motherfuckin’ Barter Town.
I take no shit from walking cheeseburgers.
JimiCow@cowsfriend
@FAFOGoat Bring it on butting-head. You’ll feel the mountain slipping below those stupid ass hooves… sheep at least have fluff shielding their ass when they fall
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Fuck cows.
I gave Chocolate Cow a chance at redemption so she wouldn’t make the list and she dropped the ball.
All cows everywhere are now my sworn enemy.
Welcome to the Thunderdome bitch.
JimiCow@cowsfriend
@FAFOGoat @SGTWipper1Each You should be more discerning among the cows
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@longnecktie Your the real goat well @FAFOGoat is the real goat but uhhhh
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