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voltron legendary defender is so funny to me because it absolutely dominated the internet for two years straight and now haunts the narrative like a long deceased wife

@roo_richardson I think that’s honestly the most normal reaction to something as bizarre as that 😭😭😭 there’s always at least one problematic uni flatmate

@FAlRYMAGE We were sat at the kitchen table with the new flatmate and as she said it I looked down the table and new flatmate was like frozen fork halfway to mouth looking incredibly baffled lol

First year flatmate used to guttural scream and kick walls/pretend to pass out when she didn’t get her way. She also once told me when she fantasises about her future acting career she practices her ig apology speech for when she says the n word on screen

the residents believed the most significant thing you could do in your life was become evil

3 different stages of “i hate my job” *still goes to work*

The music, the cast, the story, the vision was all there, but the world wasn’t ready to be served this level of CVNT in 2011.

I AM STILL ALIVE THE TEMU BUTTPLUGS DIDNT KILL ME

@alexandrujonas THIS WAS SUCH AN OUT OF POCKET NOTIFICATION TO GET 😭😭😭 IM GLAD THE TEMU BUTTPLUGS DIDNT GET YOU

my bloods were fine the second time i went to a&e and 24 hrs later they were showing i’d developed an infection that then got WORSE i’m telling you oral morphine was doing fuck all for the constant agony i experienced. watch out for your gallbladders

if you’re having gallbladder issues get that shit checked asap bc how tf did i go to a&e once, get told i don’t need an ultrasound and i must be fine bc of my bloods to going to a diff hospital a week later bc of constant pain and getting admitted for a week with cholecystitis

i’ve deffo said this before but longtime moots i’m mostly active on @strwberrybells now but it’s mostly me yapping abt games just so u know im still alive i luv u <333 SIDENOTE to my moots who i used to talk to often just know i miss u and my dms are always open <3

PHENOMENAL NEWS IVE BEEN WAITING 4EVAAAA

Give my regards to your god // #ResidentEvil #RE4 #leonkennedy

sometimes babygirl is a 51 year old man who has to deal with bioterrorism zombie outbreaks every week

batman is weak for selina in EVERY universe.

me with leon kennedy

FUCKKKK it's so madover