Timothy

@lexnoot 😵‍💫thought you meant you were getting all the good parts & leaving all the bad & was incredibly confused for a sec😵‍💫

@FORESTTIMM No, I was in constant pain and discomfort 👍

Just realized I recently passed the 2 year anniversary of my life changing BURP SURGERY!! I went 24 years without burping before I learned it was a disorder, and it was sooo easy to fix!! If you physically cannot burp, talk to an ENT about R-CPD!! I'll never shut up about this

@MostCrucified Licensing for libraries is such a scam. It’s like this for e-books, too.

why is there a 38 person hold line for an audiobook at the library. why cant you just let 38 people listen to the audiobook

@TrueRGM God bless.

@FORESTTIMM Bo will always be there for you.

anybody go on a morning run in george springer socks?

@seanilling “Two Possible Futures” is absolutely terrifying. Needed a content warning.

@n36ssa He grabbed his pecker after that swing

It’s clear he misses his wife (Cassie Bichette)

@bagsbyclairo1 When do you think they’ll realize they’d make two trillion dollars making old mascot merch?

@tanevthegreat8 @OilyBigDog @KeeganMatheson “Your”? “Neither are starters”? Is this parody? Hahahahah

@FORESTTIMM @OilyBigDog @KeeganMatheson Holy fuck your stupid. Both pitchers and neither are starters. Stick to soccer Timothy

Brendon Little just gave up a grand slam to Shea Langeliers. Dead centre. The #BlueJays are down, 6-2.

@AveryChenier We were just saying he’s too polite for ABS ⚰️

Kazuma Okamoto has too much pride and respect to show up the umpires

@hendyy774 @OilyBigDog @KeeganMatheson My initial reply was begging these loser hockey blue checks who watch 3.5 baseball games a year to stop commenting on the BJs.

@FORESTTIMM @OilyBigDog @KeeganMatheson obv jays org didn’t wanna overpay for him to be on the roster as a reliever but your initial reply framed it like it was never a possibility and be never assumed that role my guy

@hendyy774 @OilyBigDog @KeeganMatheson So he must’ve signed as a full time reliever this year, right?

@FORESTTIMM @OilyBigDog @KeeganMatheson you say that like c bass wasn’t a stellar reliever last season

@OilyBigDog @KeeganMatheson Because those are entirely different positions with entirely different pay scales? Stick to hockey, dude.

@KeeganMatheson Why would they get rid of Bassitt but think “yup, we need to keep Brendan Little” lmao

@BlueJays @andresgimenez @27vladdyjr @myles_straw @MLBJapan @MLB @Sportsnet

Gimé embraced it 🤣 Kaz didn’t see it 😅 The first Water Dump is a DOUBLE!

This is all there is to say, really.

Handsome and Manly 😃 男前です😁。

@BlueJays @TD_Canada This format looks incredible.

🚨 OUR FIRST LINEUP OF 2026 🚨 #BlueJays50

@Sportsnet My favourite moment was everything except “Daulton Varsho” going 7-31 in the World Series. The rest was chill though.

What was your favourite moment from the Jays' 2025 season? 🤔 The players look back on an unforgettable year 💙

My #BlueJays50 predictions: -Vladdy career-best season -Eloy Jimenez contributes in a meaningful way -Kazuma Okamoto gets ROY votes -Hoffman loses closer role by June -Pete Walker DUI number two