Fatknackers Supper Club Esq. 🇬🇧(Blue Tick)

@SkyNews He's in the wrong job.

BREAKING: Golfer Tiger Woods has been involved in a 'rollover crash' on Jupiter Island in Florida, police say. trib.al/kfljxO8 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

@GuidoFawkes If Freddie Kreuger could paint?

Caption Contest (Mona Reeves-a Edition) order-order.com/2026/03/27/cap…

@nypost Israel will finish this...not Trump.

Israel warns attacks on Iran 'will escalate and expand' as Trump claims cease-fire advancements trib.al/LyGZuiZ

@Iromg I imagine Mandelson beats himself too?

Weird thing to say…

@anon_opin Junk food for salmon?

We should be able to donate our bodies to salmon farms when we die. We eat plenty of salmon. It's only fair that they should be able to eat us.

@GuidoFawkes Good housekeeping dictates government phones should have trackers.

Starmer Dismisses ‘Far-Fetched’ Questioning Over Timing of McSweeney Phone Theft order-order.com/2026/03/26/sta…

@GBNEWS Was he in charge of the peddlos on the boating lake?

Israel kills Iranian navy chief in charge of Strait of Hormuz blockade gbnews.com/news/world/isr…

@GBNEWS The Guild of Toesuckers?

Sarah Ferguson suffers fresh blow as historic company places her membership under review gbnews.com/royal/sarah-fe…

@ClarksonsFarm1 I thought he was barred?

@SkyNews That'll be another fortnight of disrupted TV with the Trans Olympics every 4 years now.

BREAKING: Transgender women athletes banned from female Olympic events news.sky.com/story/transgen…

@TalkTV @JuliaHB1 @KarlTurnerMP If only the country was powered by U-turns?

🚨"Will the real Prime Minister please stand up!" Labour MP Karl Turner says Keir Starmer needs to tell Ed Miliband who the real "gaffer" is, arguing that if the Prime Minister wants new North Sea licences, he should say so directly. @JuliaHB1 | @KarlTurnerMP

@GBNEWS I think he's good for a few bob.

James May settles out of court as former BBC Top Gear star 'fails to insure motorbike' gbnews.com/celebrity/jame…

@ppeterrobinson Age related issues but in the main I can still swing an axe for 3hrs at a time. The boss needs a new knee and the kids are all flying. Hope all is well in the land of smiles.

@FatknackersC Hope all well with you and yours 🙏

…a bed? How are you doing young man?🤗

@ppeterrobinson Had a few near misses. 🤣

@FatknackersC Watch out for the impalers, they’re buggers

@ppeterrobinson Putins.

@ppeterrobinson I'm currently on dig shit patrol for the council. Emptying Vladimirs.

@ppeterrobinson I wouldn't buy a bed off him.

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@GBNEWS The Dubai chocolate market has taken a right battering.

'There's really no way to sugar-coat this... What's happening in Iran has only exacerbated an already bad situation for the UK economy.' Simon Hunt of City AM reacts to new OECD figures predicting Britain will be hit harder by the war in Iran than any other G7 country.

@haveigotnews He should be working for Arthur Daley.

In the face of rising oil prices and criticism, Donald Trump has insisted "Iran wants a deal", adding 'don't you? Oh go on, please...'

@JeremyVineOn5 Are you suggesting LS2?

Should we run HS2 trains slower to save money? HS2 was meant to be Britain’s high-speed future — but now, could it be slowing down before it’s even finished. The government says cutting train speeds could save billions and get it up and running sooner. What do you think?