Felix Foster

@PSpicker I’ve repeated myself so many times- THEY ARE NOT CHECKING THEY ARE SCRAPING-

I tested something I'd written myself: my first academic article, published 45 years ago. It came in at 77% AI-generated.

Graeme Norton was far funnier #SNLUK

Sorry, it that canned laughter? #SNLUK

@TheCyberdevil Sat night on BBC has been dire for years. I watch the documentary on Channel Four instead.

Prime Time Saturday Night repeats of The Wheel and The Weakest Link. And they wonder why linear TV is dead.

@London_W4 Pea pod wine. Lethal. Ask Margo.

In a pub this evening in Hackney and as I stood at the bar to order my glass of wine, a bloke on a barstool asked if I’d tried their pea flavoured vodka. “As it happens, I haven’t” I replied. Well you should, said he and slid a glass of it along the bar to me. I sipped away at it and declared it to be most pleasant and indeed, pea flavoured. It’s locally made it turns out. The barmaid showed me the bottle. I’d never heard of pea flavoured vodka, nor have I seen vodka served in a wine bottle. Tonight, I have broadened my horizons though and my mind. Cheers 🥂

I walked straight past this chap yesterday in the park and I thought he was a mechanic testing out the pedalos! He had a can of WD40 and everything! Sorry Matt! ⁦@mattbaileymedia⁩ bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@superTV247 Tbh I didn’t even know it was on!

RATINGS: #ComicRelief 2026 pulled JUST 2 million viewers for its BBC One telethon last night, the events lowest ever viewership: 2026 - 2m 2025 - 2.6m 2024 - 3.7m 2023 - 2.9m 2022 - 3.5m 2021 - 4.5m 2019 - 5.8m 2017 - 6.3m 2015 - 8.4m 2013 - 10.3m 2011 - 10.2m

@SamiraAhmedUK @Telegraph Absolutely this! Oh and by the way, that was Dave Prowse himself under that frog costume!

I feel I’ve been waiting all my life to be commissioned to write this feature about Space: 1999 for today’s @Telegraph.. telegraph.co.uk/gift/c7afbc1fc…

@gardnerstuart39 @JHCPAL Not ta mention Tunnastull.

@JHCPAL The hole place was dirty...horden just a name...dirty fram silkwotth. Be a trouble a lad like a lass fram Ryhope

Horden means "dirty valley". Recorded as Horedene c1040. Why dirty though ? Could there have been coal near the surface washing into the dene ? 🤔 I wonder if the lad here is still alive ? He might be.

@JHCPAL Gosh, he looks about 12 at most.

@Just_JanisB There was a distinct odour in the air yesterday! (Slurry on fields I think) so at first I thought you meant that!

Morning. Yes, it’s me again. Who or what was the ‘Stench Fiend’? Who thought South Shields girls were ‘dowdy gold-diggers’? And why would one man never want to revisit what happened one ‘grand, hot, summer’s day’ in 1916?

@tartancraft2 Camelli envy?

Ohh I was feeling quite excited about my camellia but having seen the ones in his garden I'm a bit deflated #GardenersWorld

@JoshHousden Sounds like a new who-donnit series on ITV 2

Athelstan and Seacole already sounds like a constituency name

Can we bring back viewers gardens? #GardenersWorld

Is #GardenersWorld in dispute with the Musicians Union? No opening music?

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@EarthToGazelle And how the use of massive data centres for unless queries is changing the weather?

The phlebotomist yesterday was making small talk with me, and I said “it’s been unusually cold this week”. And she goes “yeah I asked ChatGPT when it’s going to start warming up and he said late March, so we’re almost there. I believe in chat”. And I asked her why she didn’t just check the weather app. And she just laughed. Like you have no idea how many people are just casually using AI for the most ridiculous things that they’ve neverrrrr needed to use AI for in the past. 🥴

@JANUSZCZAK The fact that his cronies laughed instead of gasping in horror says it all.

Unbelievable.

@RealXavier011 She has class and dignity.

Just look at her 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹❤️🥺

@PolitlcsUK @thetimes Seacole and Pankhurst

🚨 NEW: The proposed names the Government is considering calling its new towns - Elizabethtown (after the Queen) - Pankhurst (after suffragette Emmeline) - Attleeton (after ex-PM) - Athelstan (first King of England) - Seacole (after nurse Mary) [@thetimes]