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Asdrubael Vect Gobbo

Asdrubael Vect Gobbo

@FemcelCollector

Insatiable desire to collect. Supreme Overlord of Gobborragh. INTJ. Lawful Neutral (striving toward Good).

شامل ہوئے Aralık 2022
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Asdrubael Vect Gobbo@FemcelCollector·
@dounbug Can you wrap those leathery tendrils around my throat chakra like it's a kettlebell?
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dounbug@dounbug·
hanging out w people who never developed The Belief that life will always bend in their favor due to spiritual laws of motion is severely damaging to your throat chakra and should be avoided AT ALL. COSTS
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Asdrubael Vect Gobbo@FemcelCollector·
@Hylael1 Yeah, kinda true. Mainstream media will use anything to glaze the Chicoms but demonize men in the West.
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hylael@Hylael1·
@FemcelCollector i just think its funny cus this all applies to american women too but you would never see this headline in the west
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Asdrubael Vect Gobbo@FemcelCollector·
Choices for Chinese women are: -Participate in the hypergamy shell games chasing after the successful older men who will never commit to you. -Become 996 soulless corpo boss babe but have crushing loneliness as the days, weeks, years pass you by. -Work but not too hard in the gig economy with guy you actually like, while riding around a beautiful city on a motorbike enjoying the most your country has to offer. -Totally tap out and scrounge for food. Spend nights staying in temporary places with 8-10 other people (if you're lucky). Do a combination of escorting, begging, and oddjobs just to get by. Grim, but not a tough choice for many.
hylael@Hylael1

gig work in china; wow so futurist, very forward thinking, much hustle grindset gig work in america(white people); is there something wrong with him? why doesn't he have a real job? she deserves so much better

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Asdrubael Vect Gobbo@FemcelCollector·
The monocle projects the flickering triangular laser light over the female standing before him instantly filling it's tactical display with pertinent information. -Body fat composition: 13% -Fertility: 96% -Subcutaneous dermal fillers detected. (Acceptable) -Increased blood flow to erogenous areas. -Fingernails are of natural formation, protected by a chemical layer of nitrocellulose, butyl acetate, and triphenyl phosphate. Nail protector. (Acceptable) -Holding copy of "Anna Karenina" (Performative?) ***INSUFFICIENT DATA*** He blink clicks them away, smiles his practiced debonair smile and says "wyd"
fooo@bitcoinpanda69

It's true Every day I get asked out by 10's all day long It's like can I even go to Chipotle without 10's trying to have my babies with no further parental investment solicited It's all so tiresome I am more than a stud stallion

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fooo@bitcoinpanda69·
"My eyes are up here, Ani"
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Asdrubael Vect Gobbo@FemcelCollector·
@nikutaberuru I like Forretress (フォレトス) because he’s got a unique Steel/Bug type, has strong defense, versatile moves, and he looks awesome! Just look at those guns! Nothing more American than that!
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shiro@焼肉たべさせて下さい。
shiro@焼肉たべさせて下さい。@nikutaberuru·
日本人はアメリカ兄貴たちが 好きなポケモンは 電気タイプだと思っています。 アメリカ兄貴たちが 好きなポケモンはどれですか？
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Asdrubael Vect Gobbo@FemcelCollector·
I keep looking at Jar Jar's teeth. Gungans eat, I would assume, a variety of mollusks, sea flora, and perhaps other lesser-known minor species from Naboo. However, they appear odontologically closer to bovines, suggesting a varied diet of both land and sea-based flora and fauna. That is to say, they have slender teeth suited to tearing flesh (though not as effectively as those of pure carnivore predators), as well as flatter, blunt teeth for crushing the shells of mollusks and mashing food into a consumable paste. Has the sitting Senator been observed chewing cud by any chance?
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fooo@bitcoinpanda69·
Rewatched Star Wars 1-3 last night One of the most fascinating elements of the story was Jar Jar Binks' rise from retarded Gungan serf on Naboo to the Galactic Senator on Coruscant whose draconian machinations basically singlehandedly overthrew the Galactic Republic
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fooo@bitcoinpanda69·
Anyone know how to get the "date" part of their watch unstuck?
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Asdrubael Vect Gobbo@FemcelCollector·
@bigballsbulla Give her the ol' jackhammer, get the poison out, and on with the day. Didn't orgasm? Not my problem!
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Foot@LittlefootNate·
I need genuine advice I got a crush on my local bartender slowly We’ve gone on walks etc But it’s kinda mixed signals I’m tryna play it no rush cause I genuinely like her But it’s kinda reaching a head of being a distraction if directionless Do I express said feelings?
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Asdrubael Vect Gobbo@FemcelCollector·
@bitcoinpanda69 I mean, they sort of tried this with that soylent drink. Then autistic spergs thought they could live off it forever because eating was "a waste of time." End up in the ER.
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Asdrubael Vect Gobbo@FemcelCollector·
@MuffsterMuffy You're too high IQ for a job. Let the serfs toil away in the fields while we feast inside our walled manor castles.
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Muffy - Pre Unchained@MuffsterMuffy·
@FemcelCollector In my feverish search for a job over the last 4 days I've come up empty. A few interviews for jobs I don't actually want. I will continue solo operating this world in the meantime.
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fooo@bitcoinpanda69·
The average number of words spoken per human per day is 15,000 words Think I said a total of 13 words yday, along with several grunts of general acknowledgment Half were "thanks" for food Makes you wonder who is bringing up the average
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