Byron “FlingSmash Champ” Kan

FlingSmash

A barbershop haircut that costs a quarter...

U can’t leave all tasks 2ur #wife&then criticize her.Even if she’s a scientist/politician,yet when interacting within family,she’s a #flower

OMG.. The LGBTQ crowd is mad because the Hawk Tuah girl is stealing their attention during Pride Month. 😂💀

hey Elon . train ur AI off of THIS .

I’m also on Instagram and Threads and Mastodon and Pornhub so please drop a follow it would mean a minuscule amount to me

Hey since Bluesky is apparently open now here’s a reminder I’m on there. If you wish to follow my brainrot across platforms please give me a follow

Fortnite season 11 leaks!!!!!!! Map underwater?????????!?? Epic RENAGADE RAIDER!??!?!?!?! NEW FORTNITE MAP!!!!????? LIKE AND FOLLOW FOR MORE FORTNITE #Fortnite #fortniteseason11 #epic #Fortniteleaks

.@XXXTentacion has reportedly been shot and possibly killed in Miami, Florida.

@Memeulous boxd.it/7DUJD

Oi reply to this tweet with your Letterboxd account and I will mock you in a video for the films you like and dislike

Wrong one!!!!!!!!!!

It’s not working

FlingSmash is not the best video game of all time

@purify_21 Nah I’m still staying off posting for the most part, I just saw an opportunity and took it

I have an idea

@depthsofwiki Lol

currently this article uses the "civil conflict" infobox (the same template used for Tiananmen Square massacre, Iranian Revolution, Stonewall Riots, Arab Spring, and the Jan 6 Capitol attack)

Uh oh (follow me on insty gram)

@Vitorio582_ @depthsofwiki Cneoridium dumosum (Nuttall) Hooker F. Collected March 26, 1960, at an Elevation of about 1450 Meters on Cerro Quemazón, 15 Miles South of Bahía de Los Angeles, Baja California, México, Apparently for a Southeastward Range Extension of Some 140 Miles

imagine if your joke bombed so hard that wikipedia wrote an entire about it

who’s got that one FlingSmash tweet