Flo🌻

As we enter this festive period, let us not forget those we lost along the way.

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

girls will sit under the sun and immediately feel like their mental health is cured (im girls)

im soooo brave and productive (i put away the pile of clothes that’s been on my bedroom floor for 3 weeks)

people complaining about fans who support Ferrari and McLaren while this is literally Fred:

This postman been on a fucking bender last night or what? Where's all me fucking cards

btw when something is tested on animals it doesn't mean they rubbed a brush on a bunny it means they injected its eyes with toxins, mutated its genes to make life unbearable (e.g. cant breathe or walk), inflicted burns to test healing duration, and gassed it with fatal chemicals

@xxisobellouxx Yaaaas! We love a well hydrated queen

i’ve recently learnt the joys of 3 drinks at a time @FloSimpsonn i am living the dream

@shannonalxndra1 Can I come round for tea? 🥔

the wee £1 bundles of daffodil bulbs you get in supermarket is the cheapest therapy you can get.

@shannonalxndra1 Have you tried settings > phone > blocked contacts?

@shannonalxndra1 Shannon they are the best investment you’ll ever make!!!

@molliebetts1 @PintsDrank @FootyScran Delicious

4 pints of Guinness, Aberdeen

lash extensions are the greatest thing to ever exist