Floating Librarian 📚📖

One word @chris_hawkins AWESOME! Thank you for this morning's #AwesomeSegue @BBC6Music Happy holidays from this school librarian📚

Good morning from a rather drookit Edinburgh. We recommend books and hot beverages.

COMPETITION! We're giving away THREE signed copies of the hilarious new book, A GLADIATOR STOLE MY LUNCHBOX, out July! Winning copies will also feature a fun doodle from author/illustrator @tibolota! RT & follow both of us for a chance to win. Ends 31 May. T&C's on our website

Librarians will automatically bump up a book's rating 40% if a main character works in a library

One more sign will fix it, right?

Currently reading is pretty much all I can do! #BrokenLibrarian Who would have thought it - I miss shelving!!

27% of librarians have rolled their eyes so hard they got a headache

When you ask someone if they read a book and they respond "No, but I saw the movie."

87% of librarians have a space heater hidden somewhere in the library

Google 100% nails every type of librarian in one set of suggestions

@bendavis_86 Ah there's nothing counting agents love more than a good rant on a spoiled ballot paper! The only thing of interest at 2am usually! As a Green my faves are those who don't vote Green, write 'None of them care about the planet/animals' then complain about lack of action on CC! 🙄

The lady at the polling station says that's not an option, BUT I JUST WROTE IT ON THERE!

You know those people who are like 'I'm always rude/angry/late for stuff and you're supposed to find that adorable rather than really anti-social?' I VOTE AGAINST THEM!

Morning everyone! Vote wisely and well. Meanwhile in unrelated news I will be spending my morning responding to the Government's ruling that creative arts, media and librarianship courses in HE are "high cost and low value". Don't forget your pen.

The YA Book Prize 2021 winner will be crowned THIS WEEK! There are 10 amazing books on our #YA10 shortlist, but which one will take home the prize? Make sure you're checking our Twitter feed at 5pm BST on Thursday 6th May to find out! 🥳📚

@jonesgarethp The Floral Dance -Terry Wogan (RIP 😔)

I'm looking for songs with the word 'dance' or 'dancing' in the title next if you have any suggestions. Also, if you meet me in real life there's a good chance I'll ask you if you want to do a dance video with me. I went to a friend's garden today & did one. #pirateJukeBox

@jonesgarethp Let's Dance to Joy Division by The Wombats - brilliant!

It's officially #NationalShareAStoryMonth! 😍📚 This annual celebration of the power of storytelling is the perfect opportunity to help children fall in love with reading, and this year's theme is 'Myths, Magic and Mayhem'✨ What stories will you be sharing? #NSSM2021 @FCBGNews

Agnes Kasparkova, 90-Year-Old former agricultural worker began to turn her small village into an art gallery by hand-painting traditional Moravian motifs, such as flowers, on the local houses, the project's 13th year #womensart

@BBC6Music @ChrisHawkinsUK The #AwesomeSegue actually made me LOL 😆 this morning! Dirty grimey remix of 7 Nation Army into BoneyM - hilarious!! 😂😂😂 Good work poppet 🤗

@bendavis_86 Hope the sequence of events doesn't go like this... 🥳🤪🥴🤕

Have a goodt evening, guys. My #pints tolerance levels are not what they once were. Xx