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so the sistas didn’t age a bit in 25 years

Un sacerdote irlandés terminó una ceremonia nupcial, declaró a la pareja marido y mujer y prosiguió sin pedirles que se besaran. La novia repetía una y otra vez «primer beso, primer beso» hasta que él finalmente entendió lo que pedía. El padre Healy hizo una pausa en su atril y dijo: "No se puede esperar que un viejo soltero recuerde algo así". Luego los miró y agregó: "Bueno, hagan lo que tengan que hacer". Había salido de su semi-retiro para oficiar porque había sido el sacerdote de la familia del novio toda su vida.

@axelZx30 To be honest, I wish I was black so I can transform into this

Hope you guys like this

@Caecaensfw2 Well, I’m definitely saving this

Feeling Comfy ☺️💙

“As a straight man, vaginas are badly optimized interfaces and I’d prefer them evolutionarily eradicated.” This “straight man” has a lot of thoughts about the design of the female body. I need to process this.

The fact that he didn't run to catch him cracks me up every time 😂

That video reminds me of this video of cartel members trying to grenade a house and blowing themselves up.

@smoozzy20 Shi, can I borrow that🫣

Aweeee……🥵

NASA really sent astronauts to space and they decided to put on the greatest wrestling match of all time 😭 THAT MOON-SAULT WAS WILD ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Every american has heard this at least once 😭

@Callmepoggies Gotcha

@FoolRanch No, more just sore. The pleasure overrides it in my experience. But maybe that’s because I’m a huge butt slut 😖💕

Before and after~ 💕

@wolfballsss What is cbd cream?

would u lube my butt with this cbd cream?

The teacher will proud of him

🚨 CHOCOLATIER PROVES VIRAL “FAKE HERSHEY” VIDEOS ARE REAL — AND THE REASON IS WORSE THAN PEOPLE THINK A professional chocolatier just ran late-night tests and says the viral “fake chocolate” clips aren’t fake at all. But it’s not what people think. • He bought multiple Hershey bars to test the theory • Found no major ingredient change on the label • Identified PGPR, an emulsifier used to cut costs and improve flow • Heated bars near melting point… then cooled them back down • Chocolate didn’t melt... it turned soft, bendy, almost plastic His conclusion? The structure of the chocolate is breaking down. When cocoa butter crystals lose their bond the bar stops snapping and starts flexing. Not fake. Not necessarily a new formula. Just temperature + structure failure happening in real time. Are we really supposed to believe this is normal?

2 years ago today, Seth Rollins Wrestled a combined 55 Minutes with a Torn Meniscus and a Torn MCL, and gave up his entire Wrestlemania to aid Cody Rhodes, he then EARNED the name of the MVP of WM40 and The WWE🐐🖤

@Callmepoggies Shi I want one too

Oh fuck 😵‍💫

@Callmepoggies Did it hurt the first time you did it though cause like you’ve never experienced it before until that point?

@FoolRanch No it feels goooood

Woman blows house up with Police inside 😳😳😳😳😳

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) flips the first film into a full paranoid spy thriller, S.H.I.E.L.D. falling apart, Cap questioning everything, and those grounded action beats just hit on another level.