The Hedge Maestro

Buddy at the middle eastern spot called me buddy like 5 times in a row so I started to call him buddy back and buddy was clearly thrown off. Good old fashion buddy-off to start my week. #buddy

@espn should be absolutely ashamed of themselves. This feature coverage of the Speith/Rose groups at the Players is l one of the worst display of production of all time. Enough watching Theegala walk up and down the fairway, and more shots from the Rose group!!

Maverick McNealy is the Sungjae Im of Cam Young’s

Tobias Harris is going to win the 2026 NBA Finals MVP. Heard it here first.

@MrJerryOC @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @PardonMyTake @PardonMyMeme @hen_ease @Philly_Mays @MrJerryOC , you were supposed to draft Teslaa… like I told you at Montauket this summer. Bing Bong.

Christmas Day ruined. Feel like George Bailey. NEVER drafting Lions again. Coach Johnson WAS their Brady. I am ASHAMED. No more Lions.

Lions will not win another playoff game in my lifetime

Anyone mind if a Jew speaks a little Christmas Eve? (Chinese food is on the way)

Philly fans get a bad rap. Outside of a few shit heads, great people. Went into the Linc in the Honolulu blue and got treated with respect for the most part. With that being said, some of the most grotesque women I’ve ever encountered, a different breed out there.

@JasonBl15291825 Head up King, you’re a catch.

Didn’t think it was possible, but it’s 2025 and Tim Robinson has gotten less funny. Most overrated comedian of our generation.

I am numb

@Castellani2014 Liar!

Game 157 vs Cleveland Guardians- Misery and pain

Hinch - Loser Scott Harris - Loser Illitch- Loser Castellani- Loser Last 2 weeks all I’ve heard is the narrative “We’d be happy to be here if you told us we’d be atop the division in March” Look what happens when you act like a bunch of panzis and let your foot off the gas..

@crookedasvegas Who hurt you?

One pump and done is less embarrassing than the Tigers and Mets blowing double digit leads just to maybe squeak into the playoffs

Respect to the dolphins for showing some fight tonight.

Somber Monday morning walk to work, but I just have to keep reminding myself, it could always be worse, you could be a dolphins fan.

Stayed up til 1 back to back nights to see the Tigers lose horrible games. This team will be joining the Mets and Yankees in Cancun by early October. No heart, no will, little league baseball all around.

@HarryCaps2 @crookedasvegas Have fun blowing eachother in your 8 man Chappaqua orgi.

@Fore4Left Classic Bloomfield is better than everyone else mindset. What a bunch of pansies @crookedasvegas

If you’re in a 10 man league, grow up. I don’t even want to talk to you.

@Castellani2014 crowned us AL Central champs and we’ve looked like a little league ball club since then. If we blow the bye we all know who to blame.