Forte😶‍🌫️

High enough to start inventing new elements

Why older people hate weed?? When there generation did crack

You better clean all them damn dishes in the sink. The damn dishes in the sink:

When you get informed by HR you're being layed off for the third time cause the new model from anthropic can do your 3 months work in a day.

They jumped him so he got the gun and got to shooting shit.

You can hear her jawbone getting snapped

My mental image when my therapist asks what coping mechanisms I've used this week.

Have you received this notification?

You Don’t say I LOVE you to your parents??????!!!!

I look so ugly that I'm as shamed to post myself make Una give me update.

Dads have ridiculously wired themselves to be caring and to never tear up in front of their child

stay delusional your win is coming 🛸

Gun to your head name one Chinese pornstar?

Too much time wasted being hard on myself.. all the shit I made it thru. I’m fucking proud of me

Rollin up rn

IPhone Or Samsung?

I'm gonna to try this relationship one more time. If I cheat again, I'm done 😂

I think Kdrama actors give their best in the kiss scenes The way it is portrayed/shot. Just gives you butterflies in your stomach and keeps you imagining , wishing it is you in that position. The way he kisses her!!!!🤭🥰 #callitlove #leesungkyung

Time to recharge. See y’all later! 🤍

When you see the surgeon and it's your friend who used chatgpt to pass their exams:

My college teacher, who always kicked me out of his class and told me I would never achieve my dream of becoming successful because I was always late due to traffic, came to my office for a job interview and I was the one assigned to interview him. Ironically, he arrived late. He begged me to still interview him. I smiled, went ahead with the interview, and in the end, he was selected for the job.