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kojima: hello this is the room with 27 gun turrets and 5 pitfall traps you have to go through 6 seperate times me: oh haha kojima you silly bastard kojima: now here is the most life changing ending you will see me with tears all over my face: oh haha kojima you silly bastard

How the speedrunners will find Tom Cruise posted up on the top floor of the Scientology building

@TheMattPetz I haven’t seen a good pitching rotation since Mussina… and his “left us to achieve no ring ass”

@FreebasedSlinky Welp. Here we are 😂😂😂

Lmao

@TheMattPetz You were up against our only good pitcher too. 🤣

@FreebasedSlinky You were up against our only good pitcher. This Sox team is a tough watch

@TheMattPetz I got a bipolar team dawg 😭

@FreebasedSlinky Don't let us get hot Joe

This is me and @FreebasedSlinky if anyone wonders what we look like

Are you tired of real doors cluttering up your house?

Spoke too soon

Metal Gear Solid is awesome because 15 Spetnaz soldiers can be looking for you and you can just pretend to be a cardboard box for 25 minutes.

Orioles? 10 runs? 20 hits? 5 LOB? I’m about to cum

@TheMattPetz I have screamed horrible things about your players in my stadium…but for this statement…I respect and thank you. But also…I’ll believe it when I see it

@FreebasedSlinky Brother. The way the Red Sox are doing business lately, Baltimore will win a World Series before the next Sox ring

Wow, I’m not sure I remember a time when the Red Sox actually stunk

@TheMattPetz You’re telling me I have 43 more years

@TheMattPetz We are at 43 years since a WS win…that’s halfway to 86 😢

@TheMattPetz I love this answer because they tell me the same thing about the New England Patriots.

@FreebasedSlinky The 90s

@TheMattPetz Years 1-10 for me. For the most part…All I remember is you guys kicking our asses for most of my life.

@captKangol Many such cases

We’ve legit lost the plot. I honestly have zero idea what people are looking for these days, we needs a major shift in criticism. The movie I saw was well written, well directed, beautifully shot, insanely well performed & the sound was amazing. Are we “film” critics or not?

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