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@FyfePeter

writer, performer, bricoleur, and heresiarch parody of myself? tweets may contain irony, satire, whimsy, caprice… he/him/who? other details where you'd expect

Gadigal land, always شامل ہوئے Şubat 2015
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@TheShovel in 3 days Apple will release a CEO security update…
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The Shovel@TheShovel·
The tech giant boasted its sleek new model for CEO will be a major upgrade to the previous version in several completely unnoticeable ways. Read the full story: theshovel.com.au/2026/04/21/new…
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butterflies rising@brisingpoetry·
i don't feel like i'm supposed to search for a soulmate. i feel like i'm supposed to search for my soul. find my soul things. go to my soul places. and i think i'll find who is meant for me somewhere on those pathways… or they'll find me somewhere being the me i want to be.
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LOL: @WebcentralAU who regularly fails to manage basic sysop maintenance like renewing security certificates asked for feedback… 0 / 10.
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Thank you for being a longtime Gutenberg 1455 customer. 📚 We're glad our devices have served you well for as long as they have. You can continue to read books already printed on these devices, as well as purchase, borrow, or share additional books pretty much forever. 😇
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a few weeks later we can all utter a sigh of relief and stop pretending we care about opera and ballet… 🤭😬🥳
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if they want to ‘open up’ these so-called straights of Hormuz they just need to get them on the bourbons… 🤭🙄😬
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Well, shall we get out of bed? Yes, let's get out of bed. (They do not move).
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a lot of alleged allies and supporters of a certain alleged war criminal under arrest are really telling on themselves today… #auspol
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BREAKING: Reserve Bank to introduce sweeping reforms by removing surcharges on brooms 😬 #dadjoke #auspol
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@academyofideas Can you add a citation? This quote appears to be concatenated thanks!
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Academy of Ideas@academyofideas·
Carl Jung - "The unconscious of people who live in an artificial manner senses me as a danger."
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@elaine_stritch saw her in concert in Sydney and she did the encore off mike never felt a theatre listen like that. so do i pass? 🤣
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the number one rule of this twitter account is that you have to stan Barbara Cook the number two rule is that you can’t take anything I post seriously because I am so, so stupid
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enjoying a seasonally adjust spicy fruit bun the traditional way: toasted, buttered, with the cross cut off 😋
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me at a disreputable British hair salon: these are probably the worst dyes in London
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