Gabe 🇺🇸

@ZenniRMFC @ESPNFC Only casuals who’ve been watching football for 2 years like you don’t

@ESPNFC No one remembers Suarez played for Atletico Madrid

This will never not look weird 🥹 An empty Camp Nou with two best friends on opposite sides 😮

@AshleyT34065245 @T0pboy1 @PolymarketSport Yes club friendlies don’t count retard

@T0pboy1 @PolymarketSport Oh so NOW friendlies don't count?

🚨BREAKING: Sofascore has taken 6 goals away from Cristiano Ronaldo, dropping his tally to 961. All goals removed were from the 2023 Arab Cup.

@arielhelwani This dude is so performative humble 🤡

“If you go in my house, there are no UFC titles. There are no UFC pictures of me. You can walk in my house, and you will not see one lick of mixed martial arts— not one picture of me fighting—nada, nothing. So my daughter doesn’t know why I’m popular. She goes, ‘Daddy, why are you so popular?’ When we went there, I pointed to the video while holding her. She goes, ‘Oh, that’s why you’re popular.’” Demetrious Johnson on having his daughter in attendance with him at UFC Seattle.

@ChampRDS He sold his soul to get that win over Poatan 😂

Israel Adesanya has now lost four fights in a row 💔 His last win was against Alex Pereira in 2023 #UFCSeattle

Pain

@arielhelwani Fluke banger card. On paper it was trash

Card of the year and it’s not even close. Paramount+ need this banger. Main event still to come.

@TheWormLumbriga 👀

Who cares about Valentina Shevchenko

@mma_orbit @deathrow_mma

🚨| Jorge Masvidal has revealed he turned down an offer from MVP to be on the Netflix card on May 16, as he’s currently working on a UFC return. 😳 The comeback fight will be at welterweight, with 3 potential opponents on the table. 👀 🎥 @deathrow_mma

@arielhelwani Now what’s his explanation for all the other fights in the ufc that have all sucked

Michael "Venom" Page reflects on his showing at UFC London: "There were things I was met with in the cage that I didn’t think I would face. Patterson was a bit more on his back foot, and I actually really wanted to be aggressive in this fight. I didn’t readjust or rethink how to work it out — how to press, how to close the gap. I was actually getting frustrated, and I think this is the first time someone’s gotten me frustrated in the cage. I was looking at myself and thinking, I need to do way better. It wasn’t good enough. Fans have expectations of me, but I have massive expectations of myself — and I didn’t deliver."

@SpinninBackfist PFL

Next for MVP is???

@ChickenKingMMA Bro doesnt even rep his home country because he’s “a citizen of the earth”. Corny mf

MVP is the lamest dude in the UFC

@ufc @MovsarUFC @paramountplus Jean Silva is getting the title shot 😭

Still undefeated 👊 @MovsarUFC secures the majority decision victory at #UFCLondon! [ LIVE NOW on @ParamountPlus ]

@ChampRDS Cave dwelling dagi fans told us Ilia ran from this bum btw 🤣🤣

MOVSAR EVLOEV DEFEATS LERONE MURPHY BY MAJORITY DECISION! (48-46 x2, 47-47) STILL UNDEFEATED! #UFCLondon

@THATBOYMMAGURU Cave dwelling dagi fans told us Ilia ran from this bum btw 🤣🤣

I very rarely say this about UFC fights and sometimes when I do its because Im salty #UFCLondon But I think in my opinion that Evloev vs Murphy was a rigged fight I think either Evloev is injured bad, or he was told to make this a draw so that Jean Silva can get the title shot

@acdmma_ Movsar main event still to come

“The UFC Paramount era”

@SpinninBackfist Booed out the building in your home country is crazy

@3rdWardSports @redscorpion78 @akafaceUS Niggas on this app will just lie for no reason just to disagree

@redscorpion78 @akafaceUS Thats not spanish🫤

A married man in Brazil who repairs mobile phones at a market had a customer come in for service while his wife was present in the shop. He stepped out to look for a replacement part. Later, as part of his usual end-of-day routine, he checked the security camera footage from his shop. What he saw on the recording took him completely by surprise.

@barcacentre This club just isn’t made for big games

45' Lamine Yamal misses an absolute sitter. He suddenly finds the ball at his feet close to goal, but he skies it...

@barcacentre When it comes to giving bums free goals this team is undefeated

28' Elanga scores again, 2-2.

21' Araújo is coming on for Eric García, who appears to have an injury.