Garrett Merlo

@cloudsliketom @cheezit @coachella Game changer....how many "fall off the back of the truck" a week?

@cloudsliketom @cheezit @coachella A box of duos a day keeps the doctor away!!

Happy birthday @CeirraMerlo from the most really really ridiculously good looking baby ever. #happybirthday #BabyV #shecanturnleft #zoolander #whoworeitbetter

@merlomadness @CeirraMerlo When someone surprises you with a Smirnoff Ice, you have to get on one knee and chug it, no matter where you are or what you are doing

She got me again!!!! Very well placed under the bathroom sink....just wait @CeirraMerlo...just wait. #smirnoff #ThrowbackThursday #iced

I come home to find @CeirraMerlo and #BabyV watching #NakedAndAfraid.. Most parents: "my baby can say 10 words!!!" Us: "my baby can survive the Peruvian rainforest" #10weeksold #shesasponge #macheteforchristmas #newdad

She's already laughing at my dad jokes....im glad someone thinks I'm funny!! #dadjokes #newdad #9weeks #babyV

Look who is six weeks old today. I think we need bigger bows. #chubbycheeks #newdad #babyV #bowsbeforebros

Just going to leave this here. #BabyV #newdad #milkwasted

Just a little nap....like always....except at 3:30 AM. #nofilters #newdad #bowsbeforebros #lackofsleep

@kacilynbrennan @CeirraMerlo Consider it done!

Viviana is enjoying learning about #GroundhogDay. Although she disagrees with #puxatawneyphil regarding six more weeks of winter on this 70 degree day. But understands he's just doing his job. You do you Phil.

I haven't posted in a long time, but I have to show off our beautiful #3weekold baby girl. I cannot express how happy she makes us!!! #newdad #moretocome #diaperdutydaddy

@yaynikki Thanks nikki!!

I haven't posted in a while.....i think this is a good comeback #wereexpecting #newdad #dadjokes

All done with Chicago.....heading to Miami.

#altonbrownlive if you were a vegetable, which one would you be and why?

Can't wait for #BSFresno got the whole family!!

So honored to have one of mine chosen by The Washington Post - Fifty great illustrations from 2016 washingtonpost.com/graphics/lifes…